Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared. " I will tell you the secret of my success," he said. " My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proven to be wrong would go outside and take a walk. Kids, I have been in the open air, day after day for some 75 years now."
wixomwizard: Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared. " I will tell you the secret of my success," he said. " My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proven to be wrong would go outside and take a walk. Kids, I have been in the open air, day after day for some 75 years now."
That's a good one! I would call this, the illusion of happiness.
wixomwizard: Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well preserved he appeared. " I will tell you the secret of my success," he said. " My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proven to be wrong would go outside and take a walk. Kids, I have been in the open air, day after day for some 75 years now."
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" I will tell you the secret of my success," he said. " My wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proven to be wrong would go outside and take a walk. Kids, I have been in the open air, day after day for some 75 years now."