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Package Instructions

ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT
Do not turn upside down.
(Printed on the bottom of the box.)

ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING
Product will be hot after heating.

ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON
Do not Iron clothes on body.

ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

ON NYTOL (A SLEEPING AID)
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE
Warning: keep out of children.

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
For indoor or outdoor use only.

ON THE INSTRUCTIONAL MANUAL FOR A CANON CAMERA (circa 1966)
Do not rattle playfully at the shutter button.

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
Not to be used for the other use.

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
Warning: contains nuts.

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP
Directions: Use like regular soap.

ON A FROZEN DINNER AT HOME
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX
Fits one head.

ON A PACKET OF SUN-MAID RAISINS
Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

ON A HAIRDRYER
Do not use while sleeping.

ON A BAG OF FRITOS
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. (Details inside.)

TOP 8 OLD FOLKS PARTY GAMES

1. Sag, You're It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Simon Says Something Incoherent

7. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

8. Musical Recliners

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.


Family Feud Losers
ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "The Family Feud"
Name something a blind person might use A sword
Name a song with moon in the title Blue suede moon
Name a bird with a long neck Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers A horse
Name something that floats in the bath Water
Name something you wear on the beach A deckchair
Name something that Russia is famous for Russians
Name something Red My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal Mail
A number you have to memorize 7
Something you do before going to bed Sleep
Something you put on walls Roofs
Something in the garden that's green Shed
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine A bicycle with wings
Something you might be allergic to Skiing
Name a famous bridge The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo A dog
Something associated with the police Pigs
A sign of the zodiac April
Something slippery A conman
A kind of ache Fillet 'O' Fish
A food that can be brown or white Potato
A jacket potato topping Jam
A famous Scotsman Jock
Another famous Scotsman Vinnie Jones
Something with a hole in it Window
A non-living object with legs Plant
A domestic animal Leopard
A part of the body beginning with 'N Knee
A way of cooking fish Cod

Welcome back Curly.
I've been missing your sence of humor.

I liked the warning about Korean Kitchen knives.