HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL (12)
Have 2 cats ... dog is much more laid back LOLi think that i would rathr have a dog. They just hide it and spit it out. Much more laid back
Note to self: 
Cats that have that much fight are healthy, and don't need to take a pill.
Cats that have that much fight are healthy, and don't need to take a pill.
19 pick up cat again, this time by base of tail with left hand, letting cat dangle, place pill on round opening below tail.point cat tward open door, place finger on pill ,push hard and fast while making very sure cat is still aimed tward door. guarenteed to work ,rubber gloves optional.
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
gordy22222: 19 pick up cat again, this time by base of tail with left hand, letting cat dangle, place pill on round opening below tail.point cat tward open door, place finger on pill ,push hard and fast while making very sure cat is still aimed tward door. guarenteed to work ,rubber gloves optional.
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
gordy22222: 19 pick up cat again, this time by base of tail with left hand, letting cat dangle, place pill on round opening below tail.point cat tward open door, place finger on pill ,push hard and fast while making very sure cat is still aimed tward door. guarenteed to work ,rubber gloves optional.
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
no cats for you gordy
Nice to see you curlywolf. That was a good one!
Your posts are always so much fun.
Your posts are always so much fun.
That was great gordy. Was on my way to bed, but thought I would check for a bit of a laugh. You guys are great!
gordy22222: 19 pick up cat again, this time by base of tail with left hand, letting cat dangle, place pill on round opening below tail.point cat tward open door, place finger on pill ,push hard and fast while making very sure cat is still aimed tward door. guarenteed to work ,rubber gloves optional.
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
celebrate with copiouse<<lots>> of beer while replacing carpet that the cat dug up while accelerating ,, forth beer <<you know that daMN CAT WASNT SICK AT ALL>>
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re. curlys cat jokes , some are batter than my less than funny crap but some are real groaners
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by Peggy Althoff
1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth.
2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.
3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.
4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse to get new cat.)
5. Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle-feeding position, sit down on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat's mouth by lifting the upper jaw and pop the pill in - quickly. Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you're doing. That's just as well.
6. Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.
7. If you're a woman, have a good cry. If you're a man, have a good cry.
8. Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat and pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, "Who's the boss here, anyway?" Open cat's mouth, take pill and...Oooops!
9. This isn't working, is it? Collapse and think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos.
10. Crawl to linen closet. Drag back large beach towel. Spread towel on floor.
11. Retrieve cat from kitchen counter and pill from potted plant.
12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.
13. Flatten cat's front and back legs over its stomach. (Resist impulse to flatten cat.)
14. Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time and tabbies wait for no man-or woman.
15. Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press it's mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.
16. Drop pill into cat's mouth and poke gently. Voila! It's done.
17. Vacuum up loose fur (cat's). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).
18. Take two aspirins and lie down.