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Mar 31, 2009 9:59 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also Dec. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.




P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each
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Mar 31, 2009 10:33 PM CST Victim
desmond: A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also Dec. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each

You..................are so.................bad!
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Mar 31, 2009 10:34 PM CST Victim
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Mar 31, 2009 10:34 PM CST Victim
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Mar 31, 2009 10:37 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: You..................are so.................bad!



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It great to seeing I hope all is well with you grin
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Mar 31, 2009 10:42 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also Dec. 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-mart has wallets on sale 2.99 each


Oh poor Desmond.

I am going to set up a dragnet to catch them,

and it will never happen to you again , does that suit ?angel rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 31, 2009 10:51 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Oh poor Desmond.

I am going to set up a dragnet to catch them,

and it will never happen to you again , does that suit ?



professor Thanks LL you are a great friend but I think I will be ok as long as wal-mart does not run out of wallets

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Mar 31, 2009 10:54 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: Thanks LL you are a great friend but I think I will be ok as long as wal-mart does not run out of wallets


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Oh Des ,

are you sure I can't help? Think of it!!! You would never have to suffer that hardship againdevil
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Mar 31, 2009 10:57 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Oh Des ,

are you sure I can't help? Think of it!!! You would never have to suffer that hardship again




professor LL please help I am open to any advice you have.


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Mar 31, 2009 10:58 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: LL please help I am open to any advice you have.


Of course ,that was what I said originaly roll eyes

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Mar 31, 2009 11:04 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Of course ,that was what I said originaly

A dragnet to catch those culprits





LL when you catch them can see still go to McDonalds than ride is so much fun rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 31, 2009 11:06 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: LL when you catch them can see still go to McDonalds than ride is so much fun


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No more McD's for you professor

I am trying to set you on the right path Des dunno doh

tut,tut .
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Mar 31, 2009 11:11 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: No more McD's for you

I am trying to set you on the right path Des

tut,tut .





Ok LL please set me str8 and on the right path I can only dream you will be waiting for me at the end of the path grin love



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Mar 31, 2009 11:14 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: Ok LL please set me str8 and on the right path I can only dream you will be waiting for me at the end of the path


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Well I will be ,after all I have to make sure you are bringangel

So I don't want to see you hanging around with those floozys at
McD's scold

They will corrupt you Desssiegrin
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Mar 31, 2009 11:17 PM CST Victim
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
livinglarge: Well I will be ,after all I have to make sure you are bring

So I don't want to see you hanging around with those floozys at
McD's

They will corrupt you Desssie





LL will you take me away to a happy place like disney land so those floozys can't get to me devil devil



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Mar 31, 2009 11:21 PM CST Victim
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland10 Threads 5,879 Posts
desmond: LL will you take me away to a happy place like disney land so those floozys can't get to me


Well you head is saying take you to Disneyland,

but your heart is saying

Valley of the Dolls professor

tut,tut.

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Mar 31, 2009 11:23 PM CST Victim
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA609 Threads 1 Polls 9,196 Posts
feel...i mean fool me once shame on you, feel...I mean fool me thirty times...shame on me. moping mumbling


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