Bottle of Merlot (3)

Apr 12, 2009 7:13 PM CST Bottle of Merlot
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
(This joke sorta reminds me of....me LOL)

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a
cozy little restaurant. So the waiter took the
Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there.'.... and indicated the
sender with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him
by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took
the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note
read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and
'7' inches in your pants'.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of
his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the
waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read: 'Just to let you know things aren't always what they
appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8,
Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages;
I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000
acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million
dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three
inches.
Just send the bottle back.

tongue
Apr 13, 2009 8:49 PM CST Bottle of Merlot
eyesthatknowwhy
eyesthatknowwhyeyesthatknowwhyWhitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada88 Threads 1,405 Posts
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There you go again...tripping over yourself again Brew!
Hmmmm...booze or "? Well, I really don't drink so....dunno decisions, decisions....innocent
Apr 13, 2009 10:45 PM CST Bottle of Merlot
Brew01
Brew01Brew01Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan Canada58 Threads 1,613 Posts
eyesthatknowwhy: There you go again...tripping over yourself again Brew!
Hmmmm...booze or "? Well, I really don't drink so.... decisions, decisions....


tongue

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