Who Brews The First Pot, Husband Or Wife? (20)
"I think that whomever uses the washroom first
at the break of dawn should make the first pot of coffee."
at the break of dawn should make the first pot of coffee."
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I just want someone where I can have this discussion. Guess who makes the coffee at my place--me.
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Polarbutterfly: "I think that whomever uses the washroom first
at the break of dawn should make the first pot of coffee."
at the break of dawn should make the first pot of coffee."
Okay, I'll buy both arguements!
Where's the frying pan?
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Big_John: I just want someone where I can have this discussion. Guess who makes the coffee at my place--me.
This is for you John, She will be there soon
Hold me tightly when we wake up
Before we ever start the day
Give me all of you for a short time
Before life gets in the way
Just a short walk in the morning
To the kitchen we will go
To share a cup of coffee
And start the day off slow
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wixomwizard: Okay, I'll buy both arguements!
Where's the frying pan?
Where's the frying pan?
Mornin Sweet Wixom, I ground some chocolate/raspberry beans
this morning. MMMMMM MMMMMM Good Sippin'
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sassy49senior: This is for you John, She will be there soon
Hold me tightly when we wake up
Before we ever start the day
Give me all of you for a short time
Before life gets in the way
Just a short walk in the morning
To the kitchen we will go
To share a cup of coffee
And start the day off slow
Hold me tightly when we wake up
Before we ever start the day
Give me all of you for a short time
Before life gets in the way
Just a short walk in the morning
To the kitchen we will go
To share a cup of coffee
And start the day off slow
Sweet
A little sugar with your coffee.
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wixomwizard: Okay, I'll buy both arguements!
Where's the frying pan?
Where's the frying pan?
"It's waaaaay over there with the empty coffee pot....".
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sassy49senior: This is for you John, She will be there soon
Hold me tightly when we wake up
Before we ever start the day
Give me all of you for a short time
Before life gets in the way
Just a short walk in the morning
To the kitchen we will go
To share a cup of coffee
And start the day off slow
Hold me tightly when we wake up
Before we ever start the day
Give me all of you for a short time
Before life gets in the way
Just a short walk in the morning
To the kitchen we will go
To share a cup of coffee
And start the day off slow
Thanks.
I know she out there somewhere looking for me. We will probably find one another soon.
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she has to make it so my first cup is in bed
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The pot is set for 7 am.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: The pot is set for 7 am.
then who gets up and serves the other the first cup in bed?
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caspatch: she has to make it so my first cup is in bed
How about compromise? You get her a cup, she gets you a cup and you both enjoy your first cup of the day in bed together
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sassy49senior: How about compromise? You get her a cup, she gets you a cup and you both enjoy your first cup of the day in bed together
how about putting the pot next to the bed ( not talking about the thunder mug either )then the problem goes away------ This thread is Archived ------
caspatch: then who gets up and serves the other the first cup in bed?
It depends on who set the pot the night before.
I could always put it next to the bed. I have done this before.
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NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: It depends on who set the pot the night before.
I could always put it next to the bed. I have done this before.
great minds run in same circlesI could always put it next to the bed. I have done this before.
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caspatch: how about putting the pot next to the bed ( not talking about the thunder mug either )then the problem goes away
But then you miss seeing her walk away from the bed to get the coffee. hmmmmm.... Certain sights shouldn't be taken away lightly. The right compliment as she walking can hold you in her good graces for hours and hours.
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Big_John: But then you miss seeing her walk away from the bed to get the coffee. hmmmmm.... Certain sights shouldn't be taken away lightly. The right compliment as she walking can hold you in her good graces for hours and hours.
you forgetting bj she will have to go pee, problem solved ------ This thread is Archived ------
caspatch: you forgetting bj she will have to go pee, problem solved
that's why no thunder mug by bed
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The coffee pot is empty. Time for work.------ This thread is Archived ------
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A man and his wife were having an argument over who should brew the first pot each morning. The wife says, You should do it because you get up first and then we won't have to wait so long to get our first cup of the day. Husband says, You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it because that is your job and I can just wait for my coffee. Wife replies, You should do it because it even says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee. Husband says, I can't believe that, show me. She fetches the Bible and opens it to New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages it says:HEBREWS(HeBrews)