The Neverending (and incoherent) Story (30)

May 2, 2009 8:45 AM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
boarduser
boarduserboardusercork, Cork Ireland34 Threads 91 Posts
Okay here's how this works you add a line from the previous post, it can make sense or it can be completely surreal, you can introduce characters as the story goes on applause

So I'll start off the story banana

One day Billy was walking down the road, when a group of people from CS were...
May 2, 2009 10:11 AM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
sharmini
sharminisharminidublin, Dublin Ireland83 Threads 1 Polls 2,918 Posts
arrested for doing a sun worship dance...naked as jaybirds!laugh
May 2, 2009 10:16 AM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
JustLittleMe
JustLittleMeJustLittleMeDublin, Wicklow Ireland115 Threads 7 Polls 2,280 Posts
They were all taken down the station and well stripped searched
May 2, 2009 11:14 AM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
sharmini
sharminisharminidublin, Dublin Ireland83 Threads 1 Polls 2,918 Posts
and "whoie" in another! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
May 2, 2009 12:34 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
boarduser
boarduserboardusercork, Cork Ireland34 Threads 91 Posts
Billy looked on.....Stunned and asked "Can I go home now?" jaw drop rolling on the floor laughing

To which the policeman said....
May 2, 2009 12:45 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
missspecial
missspecialmissspecialmayo, Mayo Ireland13 Threads 1 Polls 609 Posts
....Billy dont be a hero...cheering
May 2, 2009 12:48 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
boarduser
boarduserboardusercork, Cork Ireland34 Threads 91 Posts
"it really isn't worth taking that fiver...you know where it's been" laugh

Billy said I was on my way to the shops to....
May 2, 2009 1:15 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
missspecial
missspecialmissspecialmayo, Mayo Ireland13 Threads 1 Polls 609 Posts
...buy sweets for...
May 2, 2009 1:49 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
autumnstarlight
autumnstarlightautumnstarlightunknown, Antrim Ireland9 Threads 1,472 Posts
trick or treaters at Halloween

But suddenly .......
May 2, 2009 1:51 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
sharmini
sharminisharminidublin, Dublin Ireland83 Threads 1 Polls 2,918 Posts
he was struck by an agonizing pain all over his body....terrified he looked at his hands and was horrified to see hairs growing wildly..and his face..his face...
May 2, 2009 3:48 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
boarduser
boarduserboardusercork, Cork Ireland34 Threads 91 Posts
That's when he realised....
May 2, 2009 3:49 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
Phusion69
Phusion69Phusion69Dublin, Ireland50 Threads 9 Polls 894 Posts
sharmini: he was struck by an agonizing pain all over his body....terrified he looked at his hands and was horrified to see hairs growing wildly..and his face..his face...
o make a break for

A sudden blindness fell over him lads i can't see he shouted, but while the guards stared at him in utter astonishment the naked dancers decided to make a break for it, still butt naked they streaked across the car park exit of the cop shop making there escape oddly at the same time this was happening Jerry Ryan was outside the cop shop making.....
May 2, 2009 4:16 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
boarduser
boarduserboardusercork, Cork Ireland34 Threads 91 Posts
sure that billy could make it onto his radio slot...or else "it would be a shambles"

Billy now after reaching puberty used his new hairy hands....
May 3, 2009 1:03 AM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
sharmini
sharminisharminidublin, Dublin Ireland83 Threads 1 Polls 2,918 Posts
to guzzle gerry ryan and in so doing, freed the nation from his mindboggling egotistical rants...the sound of sweet music would once more fill 2fm.....meanwhile ray darcy who was out on his daily run.........
May 3, 2009 2:06 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
sharina
sharinasharinadublin, Dublin Ireland38 Threads 2 Polls 3,166 Posts
Billy now after reaching puberty used his new hairy hands...to guzzle gerry ryan and in so doing, freed the nation from his mindboggling egotistical rants...the sound of sweet music would once more fill 2fm.....meanwhile ray darcy who was out on his daily run........

bumped into colm and jim jim...frustrated who were also out jogging in tight lurex shorts...barf as they came face to face .......
May 3, 2009 2:19 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
NOBLONDEHERE
NOBLONDEHERENOBLONDEHEREKildare, Ireland11 Threads 1 Polls 996 Posts
sharina: Billy now after reaching puberty used his new hairy hands...to guzzle gerry ryan and in so doing, freed the nation from his mindboggling egotistical rants...the sound of sweet music would once more fill 2fm.....meanwhile ray darcy who was out on his daily run........

bumped into colm and jim jim... who were also out jogging in tight lurex shorts... as they came face to face .......


he diverted his stare ........... he couldnt go thru with it there had to be another way to illicit professor
May 3, 2009 2:20 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
hasagoodheart
hasagoodhearthasagoodheartGalway, Ireland23 Threads 410 Posts
sharina: Billy now after reaching puberty used his new hairy hands...to guzzle gerry ryan and in so doing, freed the nation from his mindboggling egotistical rants...the sound of sweet music would once more fill 2fm.....meanwhile ray darcy who was out on his daily run........

bumped into colm and jim jim... who were also out jogging in tight lurex shorts... as they came face to face .......


...with a Garda who arrested them for having distracted passing the locals Nuns (on their way home from mass) and causing their minibus to crash into the ditch.
May 3, 2009 2:54 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
NOBLONDEHERE
NOBLONDEHERENOBLONDEHEREKildare, Ireland11 Threads 1 Polls 996 Posts
hasagoodheart: .....renounce their vows of celibacy and chased the lads in lurex shorts down the road......



professor but just as they rounded the corner they ran into a herd of elephants jaysus kads whats this
May 3, 2009 3:01 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
hasagoodheart
hasagoodhearthasagoodheartGalway, Ireland23 Threads 410 Posts
NOBLONDEHERE: but just as they rounded the corner they ran into a herd of elephants jaysus kads whats this


....when they realised that they had just been transported by the SS Enterprise and Captain Kirk to the Kruger National Park in South Africa.
May 3, 2009 3:08 PM CST The Neverending (and incoherent) Story
NOBLONDEHERE
NOBLONDEHERENOBLONDEHEREKildare, Ireland11 Threads 1 Polls 996 Posts
hasagoodheart: ....when they realised that they had just been transported by the SS Enterprise and Captain Kirk to the Kruger National Park in South Africa.



what r u raving about lad we havn't been beamed up any where ur watchin too much tv the circus is in town ...............now what r we going to do
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