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May 3, 2009 12:46 PM CST New Truck
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,951 Posts
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.


'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'


'Tammie give it to me,' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'



'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit ya!
rolling on the floor laughing dunno dancing
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May 3, 2009 12:49 PM CST New Truck
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 5,298 Posts
Do you have a picture of the truck dunno
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May 3, 2009 12:51 PM CST New Truck
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA276 Threads 1 Polls 8,951 Posts
BOBANBOBAN: Do you have a picture of the truck


It didn't post...but it was new!laugh
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May 3, 2009 5:15 PM CST New Truck
Don216
Don216Don216Cocoa, Florida USA1 Threads 611 Posts
lol ... I too doubt the clothes would've fit.
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May 3, 2009 5:17 PM CST New Truck
Yep,that's Bubba for you!rolling on the floor laughing
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May 3, 2009 5:18 PM CST New Truck
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I literally laughed out loud at this one!
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May 3, 2009 5:20 PM CST New Truck
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada141 Threads 13,974 Posts
"Lucky truck....".

roll eyes
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May 3, 2009 9:00 PM CST New Truck
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA47 Threads 606 Posts
Bubba got some sense. laugh
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