You know if you converse in the forums, have a bit of a laugh and not take things too seriously. It may help you relax a little bit..... A partner is not easy to find, enjoy yourself in the meantime.
RobbieMHertford, Hertfordshire, England UK4,553 posts
How about a net....get a big net, set a trap....and throw some cakes on the middle of the ground.....and lay in wait, till the women rush in and sling the net over them and then find one that looks as though it hasn't crapped in the woods in the last 3 hours, then make sure IT hasn't got one large eyebrow that looks like a giant Asian centipede.
Club her, drag her back to the apartment(cave) and wait till the chloroform wears off and she might make dinner.....assuming she's used to food that doesn't come straight of a car tyre.
malcolmrobertOPbirmingham, West Midlands, England UK179 posts
sxc666: You know if you converse in the forums, have a bit of a laugh and not take things too seriously. It may help you relax a little bit..... A partner is not easy to find, enjoy yourself in the meantime.
In response to: i give up looking for a lady on this site
Rome wasn't built in a day you know.Why leave and why not stay and make some friends? Who knows one of them could be the person you're looking for.You'll never find out if you up and leave and just give up.
somechick: Rome wasn't built in a day you know.Why leave and why not stay and make some friends? Who knows one of them could be the person you're looking for.You'll never find out if you up and leave and just give up.
yea what she said what the hey still can make freinds and have some laughs and crys and joys and hmmm what else ,sh-t thats all I got....
malcolmrobertOPbirmingham, West Midlands, England UK179 posts
somechick: Rome wasn't built in a day you know.Why leave and why not stay and make some friends? Who knows one of them could be the person you're looking for.You'll never find out if you up and leave and just give up.
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