Who’s the plumber on the Star Trek Enterprise? (18)
The plumber would be alot like the disposable ensigns. ( you know, the guys in red who always get killed)
You rarely see 'em.
But I think they wear green.
Well, maybe a sort of green....
You rarely see 'em.
But I think they wear green.
Well, maybe a sort of green....
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Raven0: The plumber would be alot like the disposable ensigns. ( you know, the guys in red who always get killed)
You rarely see 'em.
But I think they wear green.
Well, maybe a sort of green....
You rarely see 'em.
But I think they wear green.
Well, maybe a sort of green....
That’s the guy who’s always standing right next to captain Kirk as they’re beamed down, the bloke with the funny look on his face because he’s heard about all the other 877 guys being beamed down with his captain who got killed by some spaceswampmonster?
How evil isn’t that, to send down the plumber.
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CaptainBeirutIII: That’s the guy who’s always standing right next to captain Kirk as they’re beamed down, the bloke with the funny look on his face because he’s heard about all the other 877 guys being beamed down with his captain who got killed by some spaceswampmonster?
How evil isn’t that, to send down the plumber.
How evil isn’t that, to send down the plumber.
Space toilets probable don't need alot of work.
I mean, what with phasers and all that, they could just zap the clog away.
And I always had this thought that the guys in red who got killed all the time, were kept in like a sardine tin.
Whenever they needed an away team, they'd just head down to storage, crack open the tin and get themselves another disposable ensign.
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I reckon they used lasers on their arses
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Ok so i would be really carefull with the phaser when its that time of the month youch
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and....
what would
Joe the Plumber say?
what would
Joe the Plumber say?
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Joe would say hey this is a union shop you cant flush that toilet
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beam me up potty....
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Didnt you know R2D2 had a detachable head.He's like a portable potty
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CaptainBeirutIII: And where’s the toilet on the Millennium Falcon?
If I need to go right before we’re about to make light-speed, I would really want to know where it’s at.
Imagine being really in need of making a number two, you’re almost making inside your pants, now imagine how tough it must if you really need to go while making light speed.
You never see a plumber in science fiction movies. Did they invent something in the future where you don’t have to dispose of intestinal leftovers anymore?
No, I think we’ll have to crap in the future as well, but where’s the plumber when you’ll need one?
There’s the phaser fixer, then there’s the guy who can repair your halo deck with a corkscrew and a chewing-gum, there’s that guy down in the warp room who always complains that the ship is about to blow and still manages to muster another thousand knots out of the machine, and there’s the guy who can bypass passwords simply by telling the computer “bypass password”, but a plumber, no, they forgot about the plumber!
If I need to go right before we’re about to make light-speed, I would really want to know where it’s at.
Imagine being really in need of making a number two, you’re almost making inside your pants, now imagine how tough it must if you really need to go while making light speed.
You never see a plumber in science fiction movies. Did they invent something in the future where you don’t have to dispose of intestinal leftovers anymore?
No, I think we’ll have to crap in the future as well, but where’s the plumber when you’ll need one?
There’s the phaser fixer, then there’s the guy who can repair your halo deck with a corkscrew and a chewing-gum, there’s that guy down in the warp room who always complains that the ship is about to blow and still manages to muster another thousand knots out of the machine, and there’s the guy who can bypass passwords simply by telling the computer “bypass password”, but a plumber, no, they forgot about the plumber!
Actually, I think they did have toilets on the original Star trek. I seem to remember lots of talk about the Captains log..
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I think they went potty like they did in the Austin Powers movie when he pooped out Mini Me. Just go and then flush him out the air lock chamber into the blackness of space. If the air lock is broken thats Scotties job to fix it. They even named a brand of toilet paper after him lucky guy. Somewhere theres a planet far far away with alot of captains logs just floating around and around in the atmosphere. Much like earth only we have more than one kind of pollution in our air.
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Don't they use the outhouse out back?
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Sparky55: Actually, I think they did have toilets on the original Star trek. I seem to remember lots of talk about the Captains log..
and lets not forget all the Klingons,must not has toilet paper eather.... but to get back on topic the plumber was the guy that fixed the pipes and stuff,see all that college and you guys don't even know what a pumber does........ 
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Mercedes1: I reckon they used lasers on their arses
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Klingon-Brand Toilet Paper!
Chuck Norris uses the same Brand!
Chuck Norris uses the same Brand!
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Oh,and his name is Joe,The Space-Plumber!
Asked some awkward questions of the Presidential Candidate for the Space(d OUT) Federation!
Asked some awkward questions of the Presidential Candidate for the Space(d OUT) Federation!
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If I need to go right before we’re about to make light-speed, I would really want to know where it’s at.
Imagine being really in need of making a number two, you’re almost making inside your pants, now imagine how tough it must if you really need to go while making light speed.
You never see a plumber in science fiction movies. Did they invent something in the future where you don’t have to dispose of intestinal leftovers anymore?
No, I think we’ll have to crap in the future as well, but where’s the plumber when you’ll need one?
There’s the phaser fixer, then there’s the guy who can repair your halo deck with a corkscrew and a chewing-gum, there’s that guy down in the warp room who always complains that the ship is about to blow and still manages to muster another thousand knots out of the machine, and there’s the guy who can bypass passwords simply by telling the computer “bypass password”, but a plumber, no, they forgot about the plumber!