Chocolate will know your age. ( Archived) (14)

May 10, 2009 12:52 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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May 10, 2009 1:01 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gentlepaws: 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
I came up with 801 But I was born the 7th month Of '57 and I wanted chocolate 10 times.uh oh laugh
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May 10, 2009 1:04 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
gentlepaws: 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



Sorry,you lost me after the word chokolade
help
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May 10, 2009 1:06 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
gentlepaws: 2009, is the only time that this math will work.
i'll have to remember that until new years...laugh
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May 10, 2009 1:07 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
mylifewithu: I came up with 801 But I was born the 7th month Of '57 and I wanted chocolate 10 times.
doh LESS than 10 times a week....i want chocolate 10 times a day but, you have to follow the rules....professor laugh tongue laugh
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May 10, 2009 1:12 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
A woman, or chocolate ? Hmmmmmm.
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May 10, 2009 1:14 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
windsong8
windsong8windsong8sunshine coast, British Columbia Canada20 Threads 45 Posts
gentlepaws: 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator.5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)




Hi, great minds think alike! check out my post!! I also follow a strict 12-Step Chocolate Program - At any time, I'm only 12 steps away from my favorite chocolate!!
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May 10, 2009 1:17 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
A popular misconception; most people think that only women love chocolate. I'd sell my first born for a bar of Belgium dark chocolate.
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May 10, 2009 1:18 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
gentlepaws: A woman, or chocolate ? Hmmmmmm.
a woman WITH chocolate {on her}, is much betterprofessor grin
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May 10, 2009 1:18 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
windsong8: Hi, great minds think alike! check out my post!! I also follow a strict 12-Step Chocolate Program - At any time, I'm only 12 steps away from my favorite chocolate!!


Gibsons or Sechelt ?
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May 10, 2009 1:19 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
gentlepaws: A popular misconception; most people think that only women love chocolate. I'd sell my first born for a bar of Belgium dark chocolate.
scold that's an awful thing to say....well on second thought, how big is the bar ?dunno

grin laugh
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May 10, 2009 1:21 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
gentlepaws
gentlepawsgentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts
jlw45: that's an awful thing to say....well on second thought, how big is the bar ?


10 lbs., give or take the wrapper.
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May 10, 2009 1:26 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
jlw45
jlw45jlw45Moyers, Oklahoma USA66 Threads 1 Polls 15,566 Posts
gentlepaws: 10 lbs., give or take the wrapper.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

hmmm can i ship my first born UPS ?

if so, it's a deal....
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May 10, 2009 1:54 AM CST Chocolate will know your age.
windsong8
windsong8windsong8sunshine coast, British Columbia Canada20 Threads 45 Posts
gentlepaws: Gibsons or Sechelt ?


Gibsons! I'm originally from Parry Sound!
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