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May 15, 2009 4:40 PM CST Couldn't resist!
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA3 Threads 1,267 Posts
Why Parents Drink

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.


I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home.
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May 15, 2009 5:53 PM CST Couldn't resist!
starshinebright
starshinebrightstarshinebrightRiverside, California USA189 Threads 1 Polls 6,305 Posts
doh rolling on the floor laughing
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May 20, 2009 10:43 PM CST Couldn't resist!
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
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May 20, 2009 10:47 PM CST Couldn't resist!
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hi Woody handshake cheers
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May 20, 2009 10:55 PM CST Couldn't resist!
rolling on the floor laughing Always look at the bright side.
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