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May 22, 2009 10:03 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded officer.

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and kissing before they wrecked."

The monkey shakes his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving," motioned the monkey.
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May 22, 2009 10:20 PM CST Monkey Talk
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
quit monkeying around, Des. laugh

Mets win !! applause
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May 22, 2009 10:25 PM CST Monkey Talk
rolling on the floor laughing It was definitely a hard day at work. I thought it read money talksrolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2009 10:26 PM CST Monkey Talk
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one! And good to see you, Des! wave
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May 22, 2009 10:26 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
JimNastics: quit monkeying around, Des.

Mets win !!





laugh laugh Hi Jim yes the Mets win yay yay



professor Jim do you think you can play shortstop becaue the guy they have there for ray sucks.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 22, 2009 10:27 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
druidess6308: Good one! And good to see you, Des!




Hi Dru good to see you also hug hug
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May 22, 2009 10:29 PM CST Monkey Talk
JimNastics
JimNasticsJimNasticsKingston, New Jersey USA116 Threads 1 Polls 731 Posts
"Put me in coach, I can play....centerfield !" yay applause
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May 22, 2009 10:30 PM CST Monkey Talk
JimNastics: "Put me in coach, I can play....centerfield !"
Fist base and short stop was always my place.
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May 22, 2009 10:33 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: Fist base and short stop was always my place.



Hi Sweetie how are you hug hug
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May 22, 2009 11:15 PM CST Monkey Talk
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
I missed your jokes Des...rolling on the floor laughing handshake
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May 22, 2009 11:24 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
mbcasey: I missed your jokes Des...




professor Ken I miss the great person that you are buddy

handshake cheers yay yay
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May 22, 2009 11:26 PM CST Monkey Talk
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
desmond: Ken I miss the great person that you are buddy


I am not the man...you are!!!

BTW, I didn't lose my red thong to the fire....uh oh
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May 22, 2009 11:29 PM CST Monkey Talk
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
mbcasey: I am not the man...you are!!!

BTW, I didn't lose my red thong to the fire....




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor Ken how were you able to run with your red pumps and red thong on grin tongue



laugh laugh laugh
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