ladyfingersOPclovis, nm, New Mexico USA5,456 posts
Fondling in bed.
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.''As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
starshinebrightRiverside, California USA6,305 posts
ladyfingers: Fondling in bed.
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.''As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.''As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He said, "I found the remote".
You are such a devil, Lady with fingers! lol
Knowing you a little, the first thing I checked was if it's in a Jokes category - nope, it's in Chat Threads - and I proceed reading, holding my breath...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.''As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He said, "I found the remote".
And here I was...thinking this was going someplace.
OH MY LADY Too damn early in the day for me to have these feelings, with no man near. Guess I need a cold shower. Oh well at least I know everything is still in working order.
sassy49senior: OH MY LADY Too damn early in the day for me to have these feelings, with no man near. Guess I need a cold shower. Oh well at least I know everything is still in working order.
Hello Sassy
Did cold shower help? 'cause if it did, you are down the hill... kinda
ladyfingersOPclovis, nm, New Mexico USA5,456 posts
Laura25: You are such a devil, Lady with fingers! lol
Knowing you a little, the first thing I checked was if it's in a Jokes category - nope, it's in Chat Threads - and I proceed reading, holding my breath...
I forget to put them in jokes.....will I get killed for it?
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After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.
It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.
He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.
He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped rolled over and started to watch the tv.''As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"
He said, "I found the remote".