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Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :) ( Archived) (23)

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Jun 1, 2009 11:50 PM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
Emilyan
EmilyanEmilyanHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China7 Threads 89 Posts
EmilyanOPHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China89 posts
What would you do if you were a man? I think this is a ridiculous thought, but I think if I could make up as a guy and date a girl, what would be gonna happen??? rolling on the floor laughing scold blushing
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Jun 1, 2009 11:56 PM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
SensualVixen
SensualVixenSensualVixenTampa Bay area, Florida USA30 Threads 1,726 Posts
SensualVixenTampa Bay area, Florida USA1,726 posts
First thing I would do is call Rosie Palm and her 5 friends to come over........
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#3
Jun 2, 2009 12:01 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
Emilyan
EmilyanEmilyanHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China7 Threads 89 Posts
EmilyanOPHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China89 posts
SensualVixen: First thing I would do is call Rosie Palm and her 5 friends to come over........


I don't quite get it, who's Rosie Palm?? But I guess you're trying to joking? :)
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#4
Jun 2, 2009 12:05 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
Emilyan
EmilyanEmilyanHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China7 Threads 89 Posts
EmilyanOPHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China89 posts
hehe, why can't I understand you all very well? blushing
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#5
Jun 2, 2009 12:10 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
friendsfirst
friendsfirstfriendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA105 Threads 1 Polls 5,965 Posts
friendsfirstBurbank, Illinois USA5,965 posts
This should be interesting.popcorn
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#6
Jun 2, 2009 12:15 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
SensualVixen
SensualVixenSensualVixenTampa Bay area, Florida USA30 Threads 1,726 Posts
SensualVixenTampa Bay area, Florida USA1,726 posts
I'd scratch my balls and then pick my nose all the while watching a ballgame drinking a 12 pack sitting in the LaZBoy with no shirt on underarm music making to the tune of the "Sound of Music"......
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#7
Jun 2, 2009 12:21 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
jvaski
jvaskijvaskiunknown, California USA115 Threads 11 Polls 9,576 Posts
jvaskiunknown, California USA9,576 posts
Emilyan: What would you do if you were a man? I think this is a ridiculous thought, but I think if I could make up as a guy and date a girl, what would be gonna happen???


I don't know......... but I'de like to watch ........grin devil
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#8
Jun 2, 2009 12:58 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
spiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA4,493 posts
Emilyan: What would you do if you were a man? I think this is a ridiculous thought, but I think if I could make up as a guy and date a girl, what would be gonna happen???


Who says you have to get made up as a guy?
laugh
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#9
Jun 2, 2009 1:03 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
mindffulChicago, Illinois USA18,996 posts
spiceygamble: Who says you have to get made up as a guy?
*strolls by looking innocent*

*whistling*

cool
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#10
Jun 2, 2009 2:13 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia16,853 posts
And I'd like a willy so I can see if I can aim straight with it in my hand while peeing.
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#11
Jun 2, 2009 2:17 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
drivenbysound
drivenbysounddrivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA12 Threads 3,228 Posts
drivenbysoundSoutheast, Missouri USA3,228 posts
sxc666: And I'd like a willy so I can see if I can aim straight with it in my hand while peeing.


Are you sure that's all you'll do with it?



devil
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#12
Jun 2, 2009 2:19 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia16,853 posts
drivenbysound: Are you sure that's all you'll do with it?
nope, I'd stroke it, poke it, slap it, pat it............everything too do with willy I'd do it.devil
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#13
Jun 2, 2009 3:14 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA36 Threads 3 Polls 4,493 Posts
spiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA4,493 posts
mindfful: *strolls by looking innocent*

*whistling*


*reaches over to gently move a bit of hair off MF's eyes...

*RRRRrrrawwwr...tongue
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#14
Jun 2, 2009 3:26 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
geminiman61
geminiman61geminiman61nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England UK3 Threads 759 Posts
geminiman61nottingham, Nottinghamshire, England UK759 posts
sxc666: nope, I'd stroke it, poke it, slap it, pat it............everything too do with willy I'd do it.



no tlc?you might break your new toy if you don't play with it nicelaugh wow
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#15
Jun 2, 2009 3:41 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
Arealguy69
Arealguy69Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand47 Threads 2 Polls 1,822 Posts
Arealguy69Auckland, New Zealand1,822 posts
Emilyan: What would you do if you were a man? I think this is a ridiculous thought, but I think if I could make up as a guy and date a girl, what would be gonna happen???


Its not as ridiculous as you think... we were at a bar one night and one of my friends asked what would you do if you were a woman for 24 hours?
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#16
Jun 2, 2009 3:44 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
pebblesbamban
pebblesbambanpebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA3 Threads 4,038 Posts
pebblesbambanPennsylvania, USA4,038 posts
I was a Gigolo!... To many women in the world.....frustrated

For now I'm thinking in that this Gigolo come to me....devil
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#17
Jun 2, 2009 7:08 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
Emilyan
EmilyanEmilyanHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China7 Threads 89 Posts
EmilyanOPHulunbuir Big Stock Farm, Guangdong China89 posts
Arealguy69: Its not as ridiculous as you think... we were at a bar one night and one of my friends asked what would you do if you were a woman for 24 hours?


O, hehe, so what was your answer? I wanted to ask the same question to guys too.. laugh
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#18
Jun 2, 2009 11:46 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
ooby_dooby
ooby_doobyooby_doobyAshland, Virginia USA957 Threads 29 Polls 7,670 Posts
ooby_doobyAshland, Virginia USA7,670 posts
sxc666: And I'd like a willy so I can see if I can aim straight with it in my hand while peeing.
Well, they don't all shoot straight so you'd have to compensate in case it has a slight pull to the left or right.laugh
I hope I'm not giving away too much guys.uh oh
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#19
Jun 2, 2009 11:51 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA2,451 posts
If I was a man... Hell I don't know. I guess I would just be a masculine me.
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Jun 2, 2009 11:52 AM CST Have you ever thought if you were a man, girls? :)
GothlilPrincess
GothlilPrincessGothlilPrincessTacoma, Washington USA53 Posts
GothlilPrincessTacoma, Washington USA53 posts
Heck I just wanna pee standing up! Oh, the POWER of the MIGHTY MALE!!!peace
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