Things not to be heard over a supermarket PA system. (51)
'The gentleman at checkout number 9? Yes YOU with the Fair Isle knitted sweater, please got to aisle 13, where you will find the mouthwash'
I'll play this on my own then...
Would the woman I adore get on the bloody phone instead of stacking tomato in the vegetable section!
"Would the large, rotund lady in aisle 7 trying to hide the imported german bratwurst under her dress, please report to security...."...
Lagoona22: "Would the large, rotund lady in aisle 7 trying to hide the imported german bratwurst under her dress, please report to security...."...
'Would the man hiding in the diaper aisle please, please put the Sudocrem in his cart and make his way to the checkout with the 45 diapers he has attempted to put on himself'
CaptainBeirutIII: Would the woman I adore get on the bloody phone instead of stacking tomato in the vegetable section!
'Would the man who is shouting at the woman stacking the tomtatoes over the PA system, please stop shouting, she heard you'
"Would the man exiting the changing booth in the clothing section, wearing 20 pairs of jockey boxer briefs, please report to security".....
Lagoona22: "Would the man exiting the changing booth in the clothing section, wearing 20 pairs of jockey boxer briefs, please report to security".....
Like it...
'Would the woman who is attempting to squeeze into size 6 clothing, looking ridiculous as she flounces up and down in the changing room, please pay for all the clothes that you have torn'
"Would the large, portly, bald gentleman in changing cubicle 5 stop drilling a hole in the dividing wall between him and cubicle 6...the young lady trying on bikinis next to you has already left the building..."
would the gentleman in aisle 6 stop fondling the zucchinis
would the couple in the cold stores note that the store has a strict policy on display items
ghost007: would the gentleman in aisle 6 stop fondling the zucchinis
Yes, Lagoona.
would the lady in aisle 8 please remove her monkey from ethnic foods 
'Would the gentleman in his y fronts, (you should have purchased them here, they look nasty) please stop attempting to make love to the woman from the fruit section over the frozen chickens.'
I resent that!!!....
ghost007: would the gentleman in aisle 6 stop comparing himself with the zucchinis
would the gentleman carrying an aubergine in his pants please go straight to the cash point since it has not been paid for 
Sommerauer71: 'Would the man who is shouting at the woman stacking the tomtatoes over the PA system, please stop shouting, she heard you'
If the woman who was shouted at over the bloody PA system had any of that intuition wimmin always brag about, this man would not have had to enter the bloody supermarket and stealth inside to where the bloody PA system is, to begin with.
"Would the large-chested schoolgirl at Check-Out Counter 3 please be informed that the cucumber special today is strictly limited to 6 per customer...."
CaptainBeirutIII: If the woman who was shouted at over the bloody PA system had any of that intuition wimmin always brag about, this man would not have had to enter the bloody supermarket and stealth inside to where the bloody PA system is, to begin with.
'If the gentleman shouting over the PA system at the women stacking tomawtoes, had any sense he would have marched up to her, rustled her polyester skirt and told her to put the tomawtoes down and carried her out of there'
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