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Jun 19, 2009 8:57 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
CAMILLA'S NEW SHOES


Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"
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Jun 19, 2009 9:04 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria133 Threads 4 Polls 12,414 Posts
Yoooo hooooo

Welcome back LF, and superb reintroduction.

I am in London en route to Sweden after leaving your country yesterday, I'll drop by and say hi to Lizzie, Phil and Charlie...

Good to see you back, lovely one.
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Jun 19, 2009 9:06 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
thumbs up thumbs up

Good one to start my day... Thanks. Welcome back!
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Jun 19, 2009 9:09 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
As a old tar I say, 'I resemble that remark' and welcome back...btw, you went someplace?confused grin hug teddybear bouquet
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Jun 19, 2009 9:14 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
gooddogman
gooddogmangooddogmanLeesburg, Florida USA23 Threads 1,028 Posts
Open with a Bang!!!! Yes! Gald your back. wave
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Jun 19, 2009 9:15 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
wixomwizard: As a old tar I say, 'I resemble that remark' and welcome back...btw, you went someplace?


Oooooooo, I went someplace? I can see just how much I was missed...you RAT! scold
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Jun 19, 2009 9:16 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
BOBANBOBAN
BOBANBOBANBOBANBOBANPozarevac City, Central Serbia Serbia8 Threads 3,464 Posts
ladyfingers: CAMILLA'S NEW SHOESCamilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"




applause applause applause applause applause


Welcome backbouquet
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Jun 19, 2009 9:19 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
Well I noticed you were gone. Welcome back.wave
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Jun 19, 2009 9:21 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
ladyfingers: Oooooooo, I went someplace? I can see just how much I was missed...you RAT!


but, sweetheart, it seems but moments ago your lovely countenence graced the hallowed halls of cs forums.help innocent wink grin hug teddybear rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose Can I have some cheese now, please?
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Jun 19, 2009 9:47 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
Welcome back, LF wave

Sorry for the rain dunno

laugh
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Jun 19, 2009 10:24 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
wixomwizard: but, sweetheart, it seems but moments ago your lovely countenence graced the hallowed halls of cs forums. Can I have some cheese now, please?


Quick thinking.
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Jun 19, 2009 10:25 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
Laura25: Welcome back, LF

Sorry for the rain


We didn't get much rain, Laura, but I froze to death. I'm not used to all that cold.
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Jun 19, 2009 10:26 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
pubwrite08: Well I noticed you were gone. Welcome back.


Thank you.
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Jun 19, 2009 10:27 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
Thanks everyone for the WB. Nice to know I was missed a little.
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Jun 19, 2009 10:30 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
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Jun 19, 2009 10:44 AM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
ladyfingers: Quick thinking.


Now there is something I've never been accused of...thinking.rolling on the floor laughing hug teddybear
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Jun 19, 2009 12:02 PM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
whaaat
whaaatwhaaatden, South Holland Netherlands31 Threads 5,747 Posts
ladyfingers: CAMILLA'S NEW SHOESCamilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"


Welcome back bouquet
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Jun 19, 2009 12:05 PM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK60 Threads 3 Polls 8,699 Posts
ladyfingers: CAMILLA'S NEW SHOESCamilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding. During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over, and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"

Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.

"Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".

Charles yelled back. "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"

"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.

Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, "There! Oh, God, that feels so good!"

In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"

Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"

At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy: once a Navy man, always a Navy man!"



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Jun 19, 2009 12:10 PM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
ladyfingers: We didn't get much rain, Laura, but I froze to death. I'm not used to all that cold.
What cold? Its been nice up here. bouquet
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Jun 19, 2009 3:37 PM CST I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
USThumper: What cold? Its been nice up here.


It was in the 50's when I left Thursday, here it was in the upper 80's. Does that answer your question? If I'm going to spend time where it's cold, I need someone to snuggle with...somehow, my bro isn't the one.laugh
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