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Jun 29, 2009 9:34 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.




One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.



As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?'



'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.




















'I think you're bad luck... Get the f*ck away from me

























rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 29, 2009 9:36 PM CST Loving relationship...
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Indy I thought you were going to show us your soft caring side laugh laugh Was I wrong yay yay




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jun 29, 2009 9:39 PM CST Loving relationship...
AnnBrown
AnnBrownAnnBrownoveido, Florida USA4 Threads 102 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
That's really aweful!!
LOL!!
bouquet
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Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM CST Loving relationship...
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)72 Threads 1 Polls 15,114 Posts
Good point. Sad though crying
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Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM CST Loving relationship...
AnnBrown
AnnBrownAnnBrownoveido, Florida USA4 Threads 102 Posts
AnnBrown: That's really aweful!!
LOL!!


Sorry, mispel: awful!!
LOL
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Jun 29, 2009 9:40 PM CST Loving relationship...
AnnBrown
AnnBrownAnnBrownoveido, Florida USA4 Threads 102 Posts
AnnBrown: That's really aweful!!
LOL!!


Sorry, mispel: awful!!
LOL
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Jun 29, 2009 9:41 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
desmond: Indy I thought you were going to show us your soft caring side Was I wrong



And don't forget it Des professor










laugh
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Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
AnnBrown: That's really aweful!!
LOL!!



I love awful or aweful. laugh
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Jun 29, 2009 9:42 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
jeepers: Good point. Sad though



Comedy isn't pretty...moping
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Jun 29, 2009 9:44 PM CST Loving relationship...
AnnBrown
AnnBrownAnnBrownoveido, Florida USA4 Threads 102 Posts
Indyfella: I love awful or aweful.


wink
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Jun 29, 2009 9:51 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
I'm so damn sensitive, it's no wonder women love me. yay
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Jun 29, 2009 9:56 PM CST Loving relationship...
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia77 Threads 1 Polls 26,530 Posts
Indyfella: I'm so damn sensitive, it's no wonder women love me.
roll eyes And here I was thinking your soft side had come out.
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Jun 29, 2009 9:58 PM CST Loving relationship...
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA5 Threads 5,260 Posts
sxc666: And here I was thinking your soft side had come out.
It did, it got scared back in.devil
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Jun 29, 2009 10:01 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
sxc666: And here I was thinking your soft side had come out.



That was my soft side. grin
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Jun 29, 2009 10:02 PM CST Loving relationship...
lonelygirl53
lonelygirl53lonelygirl53Ripley, West Virginia USA3 Threads 240 Posts
Thanks for the laugh, it has been such a blue day for me, grieving because it is my dads birthday and he is deceased. I didnt think anything would cheer me up, but you did itapplause rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing dad would have loved this
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Jun 29, 2009 10:14 PM CST Loving relationship...
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
lonelygirl53: Thanks for the laugh, it has been such a blue day for me, grieving because it is my dads birthday and he is deceased. I didnt think anything would cheer me up, but you did it dad would have loved this



I'm here to serve. grin
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Jun 29, 2009 10:18 PM CST Loving relationship...
BrunoMcMahon
BrunoMcMahonBrunoMcMahonHardwick, Vermont USA28 Threads 4 Polls 1,033 Posts
One in trade:

Years ago there was an old couple. The woman was the sort who could curdle the milk of human kindness at 100 yards and her poor husband suffered 30 years shackled to her.

One day she did him the greatest kindness she ever had and dropped stone dead. As this was before the days of refrigeration and there was not local embalmer the plan was to hold the service quickly and get her planted before she started to turn.

It was a nice service other than the preacher stammering over trying to find some kind words to say about the dear departed. Most of the neighborhood showed up as well. You give the people a show they want to see and they will do what ever it takes to attend. Several folks even commented on how the old gent looked that most relaxed he had in their memories.

After the service they closed up the casket and headed out the door to take the body to the graveyard. As it happened one of the pall bearers stumbled going down the front steps and the casket bounced off the old hitching post in front of the house.

Immediately there was a thrashing and muffled cussing from inside the box. No sooner had they sat it down and the very much alive woman leapt from her coffin and proceeded to light into her husband for trying to bury her alive. No longer was she going to be the sweet and loving girl she had been all these years, she assured him.

Well, she lasted another five years and once again keeled over. This time the husband did not seem as relaxed at the funeral. Instead he sat all through the service wringing his hands. After the preacher had his say and the lid once again been closed he came up and quietly spoke to the pall bearers:

“Mind the hitchin’ post will ya?”
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Jun 29, 2009 10:47 PM CST Loving relationship...
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA68 Threads 9 Polls 11,366 Posts
Indyfella: A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? 'You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?'
'What dear?' she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.'I think you're bad luck... Get the f*ck away from me


It belongs in "DO MEN NEED WOMEN to fail?" thread laugh



teddybear
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Jun 30, 2009 12:06 AM CST Loving relationship...
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA129 Threads 16 Polls 7,204 Posts
Hahahahahahahahahhaha! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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