Here's to Mrs. Hayes (19)
Wow
I think thats a brill idea, I have already stated I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Crete.
I think thats a brill idea, I have already stated I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Crete.
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vonney: WowI think thats a brill idea, I have already stated I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Crete.
If my loved ones and friends never hear anything else from me, hear this: "Scatter me in the Ionians....let me mix in with the turquoise waters that bring me such tranquility in life...let me languish there in death."
Hear that. Please.
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Right now I am addressing an envelope to jlb684, but how do I get myself to fit in? 
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RobertC2: Right now I am addressing an envelope to jlb684, but how do I get myself to fit in?
I'm afraid that you'd have to reduce yourself to ashes, dear Robert. And that would do neither of us any good!
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vonney: WowI think thats a brill idea, I have already stated I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered in Crete.
ConCrete
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jlb684: I couldn't make this stuff up. Nobody would believe it. Today, I received word that we (at my job) would likely receive an envelope soon that would contain something most interesting... a portion of the remains of a certain Mrs. Hayes. Apparently, Mrs. Hayes recently departed this life and her loving husband of many years wanted her remains (in the form of ashes) to be delivered to places that she had once visited and loved. Athens was on the list. Sure enough, today we received the envelope. We received a bit of Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
Or perhaps it was all a big mistake, perhaps the priest had a speech impedament and said ....Athes to Athens, Dutht to Dustht ....
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RDM59: ConCrete
Arent you a laugh a minute
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RDM59: Or perhaps it was all a big mistake, perhaps the priest had a speech impedament and said ....
Athes to Athens, Dutht to Dustht ....
Athes to Athens, Dutht to Dustht ....
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jlb684: I just hope that, when it's my turn to go, my wish to be scattered in the Ionian Seas isn't miscontrued as "Any old sea"!
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jlb684: If my loved ones and friends never hear anything else from me, hear this: "Scatter me in the Ionians....let me mix in with the turquoise waters that bring me such tranquility in life...let me languish there in death."
Hear that. Please.
Hear that. Please.
Oh I like that, will rob that quote if you dont mind hun.
Only 11 days and will be there, not my ashes, me lol
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vonney: Oh I like that, will rob that quote if you dont mind hun.
Only 11 days and will be there, not my ashes, me lol
Only 11 days and will be there, not my ashes, me lol
Will you be in Crete, Vonney? I hope you have a wonderful time! If you pass through Athens and need anything....any suggestions or assistance of any sort, let me know. I'd be pleased to show you my Athens, or to assist in any way.
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jlb684: Will you be in Crete, Vonney? I hope you have a wonderful time! If you pass through Athens and need anything....any suggestions or assistance of any sort, let me know. I'd be pleased to show you my Athens, or to assist in any way.
Isnt that a lovely offer, thank you.
I will be in Stalis in Crete, is my 8th visit there, I love it, my fav place on the planet.
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vonney: Isnt that a lovely offer, thank you.
I will be in Stalis in Crete, is my 8th visit there, I love it, my fav place on the planet.
I will be in Stalis in Crete, is my 8th visit there, I love it, my fav place on the planet.
I've been to Xania (Hania or Chania), Rethymno, Plakies, and a few other small village areas in Crete, but I've never been to or hear of Stalis. I'll have to check it out! Kalo taxidi! (That means "have a good trip!)
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jlb684: I've been to Xania (Hania or Chania), Rethymno, Plakies, and a few other small village areas in Crete, but I've never been to or hear of Stalis. I'll have to check it out! Kalo taxidi! (That means "have a good trip!)
been to or HEARD of...
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jlb684: I couldn't make this stuff up. Nobody would believe it. Today, I received word that we (at my job) would likely receive an envelope soon that would contain something most interesting... a portion of the remains of a certain Mrs. Hayes. Apparently, Mrs. Hayes recently departed this life and her loving husband of many years wanted her remains (in the form of ashes) to be delivered to places that she had once visited and loved. Athens was on the list. Sure enough, today we received the envelope. We received a bit of Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
How Bizarre
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jlb684: I couldn't make this stuff up. Nobody would believe it. Today, I received word that we (at my job) would likely receive an envelope soon that would contain something most interesting... a portion of the remains of a certain Mrs. Hayes. Apparently, Mrs. Hayes recently departed this life and her loving husband of many years wanted her remains (in the form of ashes) to be delivered to places that she had once visited and loved. Athens was on the list. Sure enough, today we received the envelope. We received a bit of Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
What a fabulous story. Thank you for sharing.
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bestbefore: What a fabulous story. Thank you for sharing.
At least it was far better than the threat letters that we often receive!
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jlb684: I couldn't make this stuff up. Nobody would believe it. Today, I received word that we (at my job) would likely receive an envelope soon that would contain something most interesting... a portion of the remains of a certain Mrs. Hayes. Apparently, Mrs. Hayes recently departed this life and her loving husband of many years wanted her remains (in the form of ashes) to be delivered to places that she had once visited and loved. Athens was on the list. Sure enough, today we received the envelope. We received a bit of Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.
A very interesting story. And may my wishes be followed so well. I loved your poem, btw. Awesome...you have a distinct talent as a wordsmith, J.
Cheers to Mrs. Hayes.
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Here's to Mr. Hayes, wherever you are...a bit of your wife arrived today, and a bit of me tipped my hat to you, while at the same time was glad that I hadn't opened that envelope.
Cheers, Mrs. Hayes.