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Jul 18, 2009 8:16 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
When you have a city, there are some certain essential things which you must have or the whole place will collapse.
It’s like building a house, if you don’t have a toilet, people will have to shit outdoors, which they did in olden days so that was a crap comparison.

Anyway, I don’t think I need to go too deep into this. To have a smooth running city, you need some which help run it, some taking care of the important bits.

So, I will start appointing members here to various positions, and make sure that we have a proper city.

(1) The first position we need to fill is someone who knows how to set up a telly with VCR and also program the VCR. In the spirit of equal rights and this being modern times, this one is to be a woman.

So, do we have a woman capable of setting up a TV with VCR and program it to record from the Playboy channel?

(2) The second position to fill is someone taking care of the trash, filling up the toilet and dish washer stocks, also collecting used papers then deliver them to the person making fish’n’chip

(3) Which brings us to the highly important fish’n’chip cooking person, who’s up for that position?

(4) You also need someone who’s brilliant at making Shepherd’s Pie for Sunday dinners, where Sommer’s a given

Let’s fill these first, and the continue to build this city.
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Jul 18, 2009 8:26 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
This is going to be messy...
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Jul 18, 2009 8:32 AM CST I built this city
steve6611
steve6611steve6611Victor Harbor, South Australia Australia1 Threads 2,579 Posts
Im waiting till he needs a gardener/landscaper then i will apply
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Jul 18, 2009 8:34 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
steve6611: Im waiting till he needs a gardener/landscaper then i will apply
I've got my position Steve...

Shepherd's Pie maker. He loves the stuff, I made it for some of his friends and they never shut up about it either. He may even find a younger, prettier model, but I dare any woman to challenge me on my Shepherd's Pie!
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Jul 18, 2009 8:37 AM CST I built this city
Charli15695
Charli15695Charli15695Dallas, Texas USA25 Threads 1,554 Posts
I can fill the position #1 -- vcr/tv -- no problem, however, in our new city ... the Playboy channel has been supplemented with the Playgirl channel - so both will be recorded in the spirit of equality/equity in viewing pleasures. cheers
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Jul 18, 2009 8:38 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Charli15695: I can fill the position #1 -- vcr/tv -- no problem, however, in our new city ... the Playboy channel has been supplemented with the Playgirl channel - so both will be recorded in the spirit of equality/equity in viewing pleasures.
Morning Charli, I'm leaving him in your very capable hands, I got some golf to go watch...
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Jul 18, 2009 8:40 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
steve6611: Im waiting till he needs a gardener/landscaper then i will apply


If you can cut bushes in the shape of big tits, you have the job!
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Jul 18, 2009 8:41 AM CST I built this city
steve6611
steve6611steve6611Victor Harbor, South Australia Australia1 Threads 2,579 Posts
done I am happy to oblige
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Jul 18, 2009 8:41 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: If you can cut bushes in the shape of big tits, you have the job!
You have lost the tittie lighter?

This is what this is all about? Or my growing love for Nick?
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Jul 18, 2009 8:42 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
Charli15695: I can fill the position #1 -- vcr/tv -- no problem, however, in our new city ... the Playboy channel has been supplemented with the Playgirl channel - so both will be recorded in the spirit of equality/equity in viewing pleasures.


You're on!
I like a woman who takes initiative.

Can you by-pass the Pay Per View system and get us....erm.... Bollywood films, it's the.... eh... yeah... can you do that?
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Jul 18, 2009 8:43 AM CST I built this city
steve6611
steve6611steve6611Victor Harbor, South Australia Australia1 Threads 2,579 Posts
Its ok Sommer I will jump to your defence , he wont find anyone prettier , & yes ih they are younger do thy know how to cook a shepherds pie. I have heard yours is an award winning Pie
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Jul 18, 2009 8:43 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
Sommerauer71: You have lost the tittie lighter?

This is what this is all about? Or my growing love for Nick?


It's all for educational purpose.
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Jul 18, 2009 8:44 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: It's all for educational purpose.
Oh!
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Jul 18, 2009 8:47 AM CST I built this city
Charli15695
Charli15695Charli15695Dallas, Texas USA25 Threads 1,554 Posts
Sommerauer71: Morning Charli, I'm leaving him in your very capable hands, I got some golf to go watch...


HI sweety -- oh I could never live up to your position as his keeper...I just think he's a doll - and so funny too -- if he was a bit older I'd have to arm wrestle ya for him....rolling on the floor laughing

Enjoy your golf game! wave
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Jul 18, 2009 8:50 AM CST I built this city
Charli15695
Charli15695Charli15695Dallas, Texas USA25 Threads 1,554 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: You're on!I like a woman who takes initiative.Can you by-pass the Pay Per View system and get us....erm.... Bollywood films, it's the.... eh... yeah... can you do that?


Bollywood it is - just for our fearless leader and Captain! head banger
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Jul 18, 2009 8:50 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Charli15695: HI sweety -- oh I could never live up to your position as his keeper...I just think he's a doll - and so funny too -- if he was a bit older I'd have to arm wrestle ya for him....

Enjoy your golf game!


He is yep, a doll, hilarious... He'll love that.

Am laughing hard at that one, Captain a doll. Does that mean he has interchangeable heads too?

Just in case I don't like one??
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Jul 18, 2009 8:52 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
Charli15695: Bollywood it is - just for our fearless leader and Captain!


I don't want to be the leader. I only want to be in charge of the remote on days when AC Milan play.
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Jul 18, 2009 8:52 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
Sommerauer71: He is yep, a doll, hilarious... He'll love that.

Am laughing hard at that one, Captain a doll. Does that mean he has interchangeable heads too?

Just in case I don't like one??


Oh, do behave!
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Jul 18, 2009 8:54 AM CST I built this city
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
CaptainBeirutIII: Oh, do behave!
Sni**ers!

Doll???!!!!

Brilliant, Charli, that will have me smiling for hours now...
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Jul 18, 2009 9:19 AM CST I built this city
CaptainBeirutIII
CaptainBeirutIIICaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK197 Threads 4 Polls 2,473 Posts
(4) We need someone in charge of the wine cellar. To keep a good stock of Lebanese, Chilean, Croatian and Italian wine.
Maybe, at some point, we will be making our own wine, so it would be great if this person also takes charge of finding out everything one must know about wine making.
You'll have to live with the fact that your nickname will be Dionysos.
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