Worst One Liners ( Archived) (5)

Jul 20, 2006 2:17 PM CST Worst One Liners
What are the worst one liners you ever heard?

EX - Can a man sleep naked in your mouth?

EX - Can I plant a liplock on you and suck your guts out?

EX - If I got on my knees would you get on your elbows?

EX - You are so pretty I would drink your dirty bathwater

Ex - You ae so pretty I would suck a yard of crap out of your butt just to see where it came from

Sick - but I have seen other people actually write this stuff to women.

So post it and forget it.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Jul 20, 2006 2:22 PM CST Worst One Liners
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Honey, you look finer than a new set of snow tires.
------ This thread is Archived ------
Jul 20, 2006 2:26 PM CST Worst One Liners
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Jul 20, 2006 2:45 PM CST Worst One Liners
carebear01
carebear01carebear01Mt. Dora, Florida USA48 Threads 3,918 Posts
Your legs must be tired,
because you've been running
through my mind all day....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Jul 21, 2006 6:47 AM CST Worst One Liners
diogenes
diogenesdiogenesLongview, Texas USA69 Threads 7 Polls 4,761 Posts
Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
------ This thread is Archived ------
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

458 Views
4 Comments
by Thunderhawk (42 Threads)
Created: Jul 2006
Last Viewed: Apr 19
Last Commented: Jul 2006

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here