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Mz O'biddy the neighbor across the street saw this from her porch, and after sitting there for a while letting her anger brew, she jumps up and stomps across the street to confront her neighbor about the womanizing injustice.
Since Mr. Neighbor is now taking a nap, she picks up the beer and pours it on him, and he bellows,
"What the HELL??!?!?!?"
Mz O'Biddy "What's the meaning of this? Your wife weeded the garden, and is now mowing the yard while you lay here in the shade with a beer reading that filth.
You are SCUM! ...... Do you HEAR ME?!? ...... SCUM!!
I'm going to talk to your WIFE and give HER a change in attitude! SHAME on your lazyass for making her do all the work!
"YOU SHOULD BE HUNG!"
Mr. reaches inside his shorts and pulls out a 14" long thick tool and says matter-of-fact-like,
... "I AM hung, and THAT is EXACTLY why she VOLUNTEERED to do all the work!"