why do ALL women think that........... ( Archived) (12)

so you are a guy. you are sitting there trying to hear one critical piece of information that will only be said once, it won't be repeated, there is no pause, no tivo.
it is obvious by your body language and stance that you are paying very close attention to something.
why is this the most appropriate time to just start rambling on loudly about something?
which brings me to my true question.

when in this situation, and it is still possible to maybe hear the rest of the info we are trying to hear,
when a gu


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says ,shhhhhhh, why do aALL women hear "please start talking twice as loud for twice as long about somthing that could be discussed at any point within the next two weeks with no consequence?"

i mean, is that what they told you all in sixth grade, when they seperated the boys and girls into different classrooms?
"ok, now pay attention, cause this joke just never gets old............"

WHY DO YOU LUMP US ALL TOGETHER. NOT ALL OF US SHOUT.

but I know my ex was notorious for this, so you tell me!!

shhhhhhhhh! i'm trying to read something!

says ,shhhhhhh, why do aALL women hear "please start talking twice as loud for twice as long about somthing that could be discussed at any point within the next two weeks with no consequence?"


Os hit Man ... I see you v been around....

you ar late. pull up a chair. here.......just made it........

damn, tell him to pull up a chair to sit and listen to crickets