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Aug 20, 2009 8:43 PM CST Funeral service
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted advice, and generally making life unbearable to the farmer and his new bride.

While they were walking through the barn, during the forced inspection, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. It was a shock to all no matter their feelings toward her demanding ways.

At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, however, he would shake his head no, and mumble a reply.

Very curious as to this bizarre behavior, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.

The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would then ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
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Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM CST Funeral service
wonderworker
wonderworkerwonderworkercosby, Tennessee USA201 Threads 2 Polls 1,883 Posts
Then the Farmer killed his wife so he could see the Mule again at the funeral.
No wait ,that was a different thread.....
The ravages of Psychopathology....
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Aug 20, 2009 8:50 PM CST Funeral service
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
wonderworker: Then the Farmer killed his wife so he could see the Mule again at the funeral.
No wait ,that was a different thread.....
The ravages of Psychopathology....




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Aug 20, 2009 8:51 PM CST Funeral service
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
wonderworker: Then the Farmer killed his wife so he could see the Mule again at the funeral.
No wait ,that was a different thread.....
The ravages of Psychopathology....




rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 12:05 AM CST Funeral service
Sundown40
Sundown40Sundown40Houston, Missouri USA4 Threads 1,418 Posts
Now that was funny!! laugh rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 21, 2009 7:23 AM CST Funeral service
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
Good one Des!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil
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