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Aug 26, 2009 10:31 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
Just Humour..............Guess I am bored....


The Smart Blonde
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.






teddybear
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Aug 26, 2009 10:36 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
Ziva1: Just Humour..............Guess I am bored....The Smart Blonde
A blonde woman boards an airplane. She is extremely exhausted and just wants to take a nap. She finally finds her seat and sits down next to a very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub blonde thing and possibly make some money out of it. "Hey, wanna play a game?" he asks her. "No thank you, i just want to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is answer the questions that i ask you. If you don't know the answer, then you give me five dollars, and if I don't know the answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please. Okay, how about if I don't know the answer to your question, I'll give you five hundred dollars." The blonde woman became interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does jupiter have?" the young man asked. The woman reached into her purse and took out a five dollar bill. "What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".

The young man, determined not to lose, gets out his laptop and searches all over the internet for an answered. Flustered and confused, the young man hand the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young man was itching to know the answer to the question."What was the answer to the riddle?" the blonde woman reached into her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.



laugh the young man was blond, right?
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Aug 26, 2009 10:39 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
Laura25: the young man was blond, right?


Very Very Blonde.............laugh grin
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Aug 26, 2009 10:40 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Laura25
Laura25Laura25Somewhere, New York USA50 Threads 6 Polls 8,178 Posts
Ziva1: Very Very Blonde.............


rolling on the floor laughing


kiss
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Aug 26, 2009 10:40 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
Ziva1: Very Very Blonde.............
scold take it easy with the blonde jokes..rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2009 10:42 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
ok..ok..ok..
but whats the answer to the riddle



fine....ill just change my hair color..... moping
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Aug 26, 2009 10:57 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
giftmagic
giftmagicgiftmagicadelaide, South Australia Australia25 Threads 690 Posts
better than some...

smart blonde... rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2009 11:10 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
jeepers: take it easy with the blonde jokes..



why you blonde..............rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 26, 2009 11:11 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
jeepers
jeepersjeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)57 Threads 10,968 Posts
Ziva1: why you blonde..............
confused Damn, I am going to have to look in the mirror again, I can't remember..doh
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Aug 26, 2009 11:21 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
giftmagic
giftmagicgiftmagicadelaide, South Australia Australia25 Threads 690 Posts
Ziva1: why you blonde..............


whiter than you mate...

and falling off my chair... 2am now. won't last much longer... sleep
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Aug 26, 2009 11:24 AM CST The Smart Blonde..?
Ziva1
Ziva1Ziva1In the middel of nowhere.., Lapland Finland60 Threads 3,813 Posts
giftmagic: whiter than you mate...

and falling off my chair... 2am now. won't last much longer...


Hiaywave how are you.....
bouquet well before you go, check out " what do men take us for" just posted it.....

Good night if your off.......wine
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Aug 26, 2009 12:13 PM CST The Smart Blonde..?
giftmagic
giftmagicgiftmagicadelaide, South Australia Australia25 Threads 690 Posts
Ziva1: Hiay how are you.....
well before you go, check out " what do men take us for" just posted it.....

Good night if your off.......


still seem to be answering mail as fast as i send em and its 3 am here... wine
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Aug 26, 2009 12:20 PM CST The Smart Blonde..?
STORMW
STORMWSTORMWdallas, Florida USA2 Threads 51 Posts
I DID SOME RESEARCH ABOUT BLONDES AND ACTUALLY WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE..BLONDES ARE THE MOST STUPID PEOPLE IN AMERICA..JUST TAKE OUR CONGRESS ,SENATE ,AND HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES..BLONDES ARE RUNNING THIS COUNTRY WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE SO PATHETIC..professor cool dancing cheers
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