Never make a woman angry (10)
Karma3: A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
ya..i also have a word for you dear..a much much bigger word:
weMENdonotreallygiveaCRAPaboutwhatyouWOMENhavetoSAY. thank you.
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Karma3: A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
You just made me cough and splutter!
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ya..i also have a word for you dear..a much much bigger word:
weMENdonotreallygiveaCRAPaboutwhatyouWOMENhavetoSAY. thank you.
weMENdonotreallygiveaCRAPaboutwhatyouWOMENhavetoSAY. thank you.
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Karma3: A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates.
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).
Hahahaha good one
Never mess with women
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mnowsa: ya..i also have a word for you dear..a much much bigger word:
weMENdonotreallygiveaCRAPaboutwhatyouWOMENhavetoSAY. thank you.
weMENdonotreallygiveaCRAPaboutwhatyouWOMENhavetoSAY. thank you.
Mnowsa "dear"....if you note, this IS the "jokes & humor" section - no need to get your knickers in a twist.
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Karma3: Mnowsa "dear"....if you note, this IS the "jokes & humor" section - no need to get your knickers in a twist.
i think that your story should have been ended like this: the woman is so much lovable and sweet that she allowed her husband to enter the heaven. And there they loved each other and lived happily ever after defying the phrase "till death apart". end of the story.
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And by the way, i liked the humor in it..really
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mnowsa: i think that your story should have been ended like this: the woman is so much lovable and sweet that she allowed her husband to enter the heaven. And there they loved each other and lived happily ever after defying the phrase "till death apart". end of the story.
But but but , what happens when his second wife reaches heaven?
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rizlared: But but but , what happens when his second wife reaches heaven?
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She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her, "Hello, how are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love", Saint Peter said.
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my new wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today.
I had a bad fall and snapped my neck ... and here I am. What a bummer! But, this looks like a happy place too. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" , she replied.
Moral of the story: Never make a woman angry . .. . there will be Hell to pay!
Note: The longest word currently listed in the Oxford dictionary is the supposed lung-disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters).