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Sep 20, 2009 11:38 PM CST Service
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'

U.S.Postal 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable 'Service'

Civil 'Service'

Customer 'Service'

State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am.
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Sep 20, 2009 11:39 PM CST Service
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
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Sep 20, 2009 11:42 PM CST Service
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA375 Threads 10,888 Posts
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Hi buddy always great to see you handshake cheers
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Sep 20, 2009 11:43 PM CST Service
Sparky55: I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'

U.S.Postal 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable 'Service'

Civil 'Service'

Customer 'Service'

State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am.


what about military service frustrated
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Sep 20, 2009 11:45 PM CST Service
sweet_saucy2008
sweet_saucy2008sweet_saucy2008Northwest, Tennessee USA506 Posts
sujit: what about military service


I don't think the military offers vaseline or the cigarette afterwards. grin rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 20, 2009 11:45 PM CST Service
hankjr5362
hankjr5362hankjr5362New Castle, Pennsylvania USA1 Threads 1 Polls 151 Posts
Absolutely Right!!!professor
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Sep 20, 2009 11:47 PM CST Service
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
desmond: Hi buddy always great to see you


Hi Desmond, Always good to see you too. cheers
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Sep 20, 2009 11:48 PM CST Service
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
sweet_saucy2008: I don't think the military offers vaseline or the cigarette afterwards.


rolling on the floor laughing After 28 years I can honestly say the vaseline is no longer necessary. I actually prefer a bit of polygrip so I know it's happening.. laugh
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Sep 20, 2009 11:54 PM CST Service
sweet_saucy2008
sweet_saucy2008sweet_saucy2008Northwest, Tennessee USA506 Posts
Sparky55: After 28 years I can honestly say the vaseline is no longer necessary. I actually prefer a bit of polygrip so I know it's happening..


Would that be with or without the cigarette? cheers
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Sep 20, 2009 11:54 PM CST Service
Sparky55: After 28 years I can honestly say the vaseline is no longer necessary. I actually prefer a bit of polygrip so I know it's happening..


any way A young one uses Vaseline & an old one uses Poli-Grip...

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Sep 20, 2009 11:58 PM CST Service
sweet_saucy2008
sweet_saucy2008sweet_saucy2008Northwest, Tennessee USA506 Posts
sujit: any way A young one uses Vaseline & an old one uses Poli-Grip...


I don't know, I think older is better. wow
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Sep 21, 2009 12:00 AM CST Service
Yea when you look up the word Service and when it was Created, The Next song was Invented was the Hokey Pokey, I think the Government put that out too!professor You put your Hiney in, ya put your Hiney Out, Ya put Your Hiney in, and they Poke it all about, You do the Hokey pokey, and ya turn yourself arround, Thats what its all about!


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Hey was up Des, You Hottiepeace wave rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 21, 2009 12:03 AM CST Service
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
I used to enjoy those things but (pun) after the boinking.. laugh
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Sep 21, 2009 12:06 AM CST Service
sweet_saucy2008
sweet_saucy2008sweet_saucy2008Northwest, Tennessee USA506 Posts
Sparky55: I used to enjoy those things but (pun) after the boinking..


Would that be the cigarette or the Hokey Pokey?
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Sep 21, 2009 12:07 AM CST Service
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Sep 21, 2009 12:09 AM CST Service
Sparky55
Sparky55Sparky55Somewhere, Afghanistan48 Threads 1 Polls 2,678 Posts
sweet_saucy2008: Would that be the cigarette or the Hokey Pokey?
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It works both ways I guess. I erally need to hit the quote button all the time..
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Sep 21, 2009 12:29 AM CST Service
amahlala
amahlalaamahlalaAberdeen, South Dakota USA21 Threads 8,314 Posts
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Sep 21, 2009 12:57 AM CST Service
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Sep 21, 2009 12:58 AM CST Service
Cougar_cat
Cougar_catCougar_catPhuket, Southern Thailand Thailand9 Threads 60 Posts
Sparky55: I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'

U.S.Postal 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable 'Service'

Civil 'Service'

Customer 'Service'

State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am.


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Sep 21, 2009 9:25 AM CST Service
OUTRAGEOUS
OUTRAGEOUSOUTRAGEOUSPanama, Panama44 Threads 1 Polls 1,768 Posts
Sparky55: I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.

Internal Revenue 'Service'

U.S.Postal 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable 'Service'

Civil 'Service'

Customer 'Service'

State, City & County Public 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us. I hope you are as enlightened as I am.


So you just figured out that we are and have been, being screwed?

You see, the way the word "service" is used, is perception orientation, which, boiling it down, means suggestion...
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