onelinermadnessOPwatchacallit, Central Jutland Denmark99 posts
Free...yeah almost... I'll cook... wash the dishes wash the car walk the dog drive the children to school converse in Swedish,Danish,Norwegian & English..give ski-instruction or golf lessons open the wine...... if
I room is availible somewhere on the Costa del Sol or anywhere golf courses are in plentiful supply...this means hrs 10am---15 pm are mine....anyway if interest exists e-mail..
onelinermadness: So do I what with ...Phad Thai.. Coq au Vin.... BA Chili con Carne... leg of lamb, my style... Paella & you decide.... Maybe someone could enjoy the experience.
Well, I wouldn`t mind a nice change of scenery ..... I`ll re-organise all your chaos (not YOURS Oneliner, I meaning anybody else who lives in a nice exotic location!) ... I cook realy terrific healthy meals, love gardening, can teach you how to dance, drink all your beer or whisky, train your dog, clean your place up, do all sorts of artistic anything else you need artisticifying ...... I just need a small few gaps in the day to soak up the sun, and some gaps in the evening to make sure the stars are all still in their correct positions.........and the moon is doing its functions.......
Hey, this could be a good thread for mutually satisfying breaks away from home.....?
smoky: Well, I wouldn`t mind a nice change of scenery ..... I`ll re-organise all your chaos (not YOURS Oneliner, I meaning anybody else who lives in a nice exotic location!) ... I cook realy terrific healthy meals, love gardening, can teach you how to dance, drink all your beer or whisky, train your dog, clean your place up, do all sorts of artistic anything else you need artisticifying ...... I just need a small few gaps in the day to soak up the sun, and some gaps in the evening to make sure the stars are all still in their correct positions.........and the moon is doing its functions.......
Hey, this could be a good thread for mutually satisfying breaks away from home.....?
So the WHY thread was a red herring...you've secretly scarpered off with whatsyourmansname for some R&R....
onelinermadness: Free...yeah almost... I'll cook... wash the dishes wash the car walk the dog drive the children to school converse in Swedish,Danish,Norwegian & English..give ski-instruction or golf lessons open the wine...... if
I room is availible somewhere on the Costa del Sol or anywhere golf courses are in plentiful supply...this means hrs 10am---15 pm are mine....anyway if interest exists e-mail..
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wash the dishes
wash the car
walk the dog
drive the children to school
converse in Swedish,Danish,Norwegian
& English..give ski-instruction or
golf lessons
open the wine...... if
I room is availible somewhere on the Costa del Sol or anywhere golf courses are in plentiful supply...this means hrs 10am---15 pm are mine....anyway if interest exists e-mail..
Time period a week in November.