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Meanwhile, unknown to (who was it?) hanging in a tree by her teeth, and he (who was he?) deciding wether to be a toad or a slime-ball - Master of Disguises The Luggage Man crept out from beneath the bridge where he dwelt extracting tolls from weary travellers wanting to use the bridge and dragging his one lame leg behind him he sidled up to an attractive maiden standing under a streetlight waiting for her betrothed to come galloping along on his horse - they were eloping!
Just before the sounds of the galloping horse reached them, Luggage Man grabbed her purse and scuttled off down the road.
"Oh dear Oh dear Alas" cried she. The purse contained all their money for their elopement! "What am I to do now?" she cried as her beloved came into view .............
…on his jade hack. Facing the choice between a penniless prince the vegetarian and a Todd the toad, she suddenly felt that her mind was settled: she hitched her skirts and ran for hills... away from all this vanity and rat races, into freedom of the wild... but...