Cajun honeymoon............... ( Archived) (2)

Cajun honeymoon................lol
Cajun honeymoon

Boudreaux, out in his pasture in south Louisiana, takes a
lightning-quick kick from a cow right in the crotch.

Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he
could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said 'How bad is it Doc? . . . I'm going on my
honeymoon next week and my finance, Clotille, is still a
virgin - in every vay.'

The doctor told him, 'I'll have to put your willy
in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should
be okay next week.'

He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4
sided splint, and taped it all together . . . Quite an
impressive work of art and engineering.

Boudreaux mentions none of this to Clotille, marries her,
and they go on their honeymoon to Ville Platte.

That night in the motel room, Clotille slowly open her
blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts.

She said, 'You're da first, nobody has EVER seen deez.'

Boudreaux immediately drops his pants and replies,

'Look at dis, Clotille.......

..... .still in DA CRATE!'