KIDS ARE QUICK (3)
laffingone: Teacher: Marie, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,who discovered America
CLASS: Marie!!!!!!!!!!
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
(excellent deduction)
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
(sounds like something I would say)
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
(what a wonderul reply)
_________________________________________ _
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
(by this youngster's rational, correct)
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
(I would never thought of this answer, what an intelligent kid)
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
(who's going to disagree with that answer)
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
(darn appreciative youngster)
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(sounds logical to me)
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
(there maybe some truth in this answer)
__________________________________
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,who discovered America
CLASS: Marie!!!!!!!!!!
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
(excellent deduction)
_________________________________________ _
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this kid)
_________________________________________ ___
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
(sounds like something I would say)
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
(what a wonderul reply)
_________________________________________ _
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
(by this youngster's rational, correct)
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
(I would never thought of this answer, what an intelligent kid)
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
(who's going to disagree with that answer)
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
(darn appreciative youngster)
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(sounds logical to me)
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
(there maybe some truth in this answer)
__________________________________
excellent responses from the kids. Kids say the darnest thing. 
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MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,who discovered America
CLASS: Marie!!!!!!!!!!
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
(excellent deduction)
_________________________________________ _
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this kid)
_________________________________________ ___
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
(sounds like something I would say)
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago..
WINNIE: Me!
(what a wonderul reply)
_________________________________________ _
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
(by this youngster's rational, correct)
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'. MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
(I would never thought of this answer, what an intelligent kid)
________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down
his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
(who's going to disagree with that answer)
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
(darn appreciative youngster)
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did
you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(sounds logical to me)
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
(there maybe some truth in this answer)
__________________________________