I went.... (7)
Elley: ....to the newsagents to buy my copy of Clareavoiant (spelling)Weekly.They,d sold out.I ought to have known.
If you want this could be a one liner thread.If not....well then don,t.
Might have been a "Clouded" day!If you want this could be a one liner thread.If not....well then don,t.
Many years ago our local Chinese chippy was run by a really nice Chinese Guy called Harry.He used to smoke oval shaped scented ciggies called Passing Cloud.One day I got home and me mam said "yer tea,s burnt,the chippy got burned down by a Passing Cloud."
off to suffer my flue in silence. One for Phoenix before I go.
A young Irish guy who has had a very sheltered life leaves Ireland to go and live in Manchester.He rents a flat,goes to the bathroom and for the first time in his life sees a mirror.
Bejaysus he exclaims,a picture of me and I,ve never been near the bloody place. He wraps the mirror up and sends it to his parents to share this amazing coincidence.
Dad opens the parce and reads the accompanying letter. " Bha,hoor sons a buddy eejit " he says " look at this mother,he says it,s a picture of him when its quite clearly a picture of me." and he passes the mirror to his wife who says " Pha,you,re a pair of bluddy eejits both,tis a picture of me for sure."
A young Irish guy who has had a very sheltered life leaves Ireland to go and live in Manchester.He rents a flat,goes to the bathroom and for the first time in his life sees a mirror.
Bejaysus he exclaims,a picture of me and I,ve never been near the bloody place. He wraps the mirror up and sends it to his parents to share this amazing coincidence.
Dad opens the parce and reads the accompanying letter. " Bha,hoor sons a buddy eejit " he says " look at this mother,he says it,s a picture of him when its quite clearly a picture of me." and he passes the mirror to his wife who says " Pha,you,re a pair of bluddy eejits both,tis a picture of me for sure."
Elley: One for Phoenix before I go.
A young Irish guy who has had a very sheltered life leaves Ireland to go and live in Manchester.He rents a flat,goes to the bathroom and for the first time in his life sees a mirror.
Bejaysus he exclaims,a picture of me and I,ve never been near the bloody place. He wraps the mirror up and sends it to his parents to share this amazing coincidence.
Dad opens the parce and reads the accompanying letter. " Bha,hoor sons a buddy eejit " he says " look at this mother,he says it,s a picture of him when its quite clearly a picture of me." and he passes the mirror to his wife who says " Pha,you,re a pair of bluddy eejits both,tis a picture of me for sure."
A young Irish guy who has had a very sheltered life leaves Ireland to go and live in Manchester.He rents a flat,goes to the bathroom and for the first time in his life sees a mirror.
Bejaysus he exclaims,a picture of me and I,ve never been near the bloody place. He wraps the mirror up and sends it to his parents to share this amazing coincidence.
Dad opens the parce and reads the accompanying letter. " Bha,hoor sons a buddy eejit " he says " look at this mother,he says it,s a picture of him when its quite clearly a picture of me." and he passes the mirror to his wife who says " Pha,you,re a pair of bluddy eejits both,tis a picture of me for sure."
Just seen this..........
Elley: ....to the newsagents to buy my copy of Clareavoiant (spelling)Weekly.They,d sold out.I ought to have known.
If you want this could be a one liner thread.If not....well then don,t.
If you want this could be a one liner thread.If not....well then don,t.
Best one I have seen - genuine - was a sign in Blackpool outside a fortune tellers kiosk " Closed due to unforseen circumstances " ...
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