Doublespeak (10)

Oct 28, 2009 2:52 PM CST Doublespeak
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
.....for sure there many famous examples,more interested in your personal ones.Here are one or two for starters.

" This is not what you think it is "

" I think we might have half a chance "

" I,m going to give you your directives "

" He doesn,t nourish me "

" I think we ought to have a more open relationship "

Perhaps you can have a stab at what the situation was in which the above was said.They were all said in a pesronal context,ie,not work nor social.grin
Oct 29, 2009 12:55 PM CST Doublespeak
cristina
cristinacristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts
"It's in God's hands"

"You will be fine"

You start with the personal ones so I can really understand what this is all about!


drinking
Oct 29, 2009 1:41 PM CST Doublespeak
fatum
fatumfatumWarsaw, Mazovia Poland52 Posts
Pills of opportunism...?barf
Oct 29, 2009 5:09 PM CST Doublespeak
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
The managers job is totally safe.(he,s getting the sack).

There,s not much call for that these days.(You,re very old).

Have a nice day.(It,s gonna piss down).

Missing you already.(I haven,t screwed you enough so come back soon to give me another go).rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 30, 2009 8:43 AM CST Doublespeak
S_steve
S_steveS_steveDen Helder, North Holland Netherlands1 Threads 14 Posts
Man who runs behind a motor vehicle gets exhausted
Oct 30, 2009 2:06 PM CST Doublespeak
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
You're a nice person (but personally, I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole)

We'll have to catch up (over my dead body!)

That really suits you (it looks revolting)

They were made for each other (they are both @#4%holes)

wave
Oct 30, 2009 5:49 PM CST Doublespeak
Elley
ElleyElleyCadiz, Andalusia Spain131 Threads 1 Polls 2,808 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing LOVE EM ALL,ALL TRUE TOO.

With all due respect (with sweet f.a. respectrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing )
Oct 30, 2009 9:37 PM CST Doublespeak
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
Elley: LOVE EM ALL,ALL TRUE TOO.

With all due respect (with sweet f.a. respect )


Don't you love that phrase? laugh

It allows you to say whatever you like, be as blunt as possible.

But add that phrase at the end, and well...innocent
Oct 30, 2009 9:49 PM CST Doublespeak
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
It's nothing personal (yeah, right!)

Just do your best (you're an idiot, but we'll excuse you)

It's not you, it's me (Pig's @#$%!)

cheers
Oct 31, 2009 4:08 AM CST Doublespeak
immanuelle
immanuelleimmanuelleThe Hague, South Holland Netherlands63 Threads 1,962 Posts
Oh!..........(4 seconds of silence)....Thank you.
What the hell were you thinking when you bought this. It is hideous, you freak!!! Get out of my face.

Lovely time, next time at my place.
I had an absolutely miserable time having dinner at your house and sharing in your company. It will be a cold day in hell until I next want to see you. My house is under renovation, so when I say my place next time, I mean sometime after 2012 if we are still alive. Go away!

Hmmmm, I see.
That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard anyone say. You have no idea what you are talking about. Go back to school, or read or book. Get buy some knowledge through an online course before you speak to me again.
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