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My dear wife,
I hope you understand that I have certain needs that you being 54 can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18yr. old secretary at the Comfort Inn. Please don't be upset-I will be home around midnight. The husband comes home and finds note.
My Dear Husband,
I read your note and ty for being honest about being 54 and remind you that you are 54 also and knowing I am a college professor in math will be with Michael, my 18 yr. old student at the Hotel Fiesta. You being a successful business man with a knowledge of math will understand being we both are in the same situation with one small difference--18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 into 18. See you tomorrow.