Here's one for the ladies. ( Archived) (7)

Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are

afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the

apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.


The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to

come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top

of the tree.


Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up

to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something

acceptable to have dinner with.


Share this with all the good apples you know. I just did!

"You" are a funny man...


Loved it, that is great....

Always here to make you laugh and smile and giggle and chuckle.....

Thank you.

And all this time I thought no one really got it!

I loved it!

Ain't she purdy!


I have always said,

"A man would rather have the apples he must reach for, than to have the ones falling at his feet." The same with women.

hey that whole apple tree thing is so cute