Tiger Woods, my theory. (25)
paws2Anytown, Ontario Canada22 Threads 2 Polls 115 PostsHe left his home after an argument, likely about his mistress, Rachel Uchitel. His wife ran after his SUV and smashed in the back window causing the accident. She claims that she smashed in the back window to rescue him. Odd....it was a minor accident, the air bags didn't even deploy. So why did he have to exit by the back window when all the doors were functioning ? Why won't he speak to the police ?
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Sounds very plausible.
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paws2: He left his home after an argument, likely about his mistress, Rachel Uchitel. His wife ran after his SUV and smashed in the back window causing the accident. She claims that she smashed in the back window to rescue him. Odd....it was a minor accident, the air bags didn't even deploy. So why did he have to exit by the back window when all the doors were functioning ? Why won't he speak to the police ?
you may be on to something
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This just out: The Florida Highway Patrol is now focusing on obtaining a search warrant -- allowing them to seize medical records from the hospital that treated Tiger Woods -- in an attempt to determine if the wounds Woods sustained are consistent with a car accident or domestic violence.
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I think they should turn it into a new sitcom, a insiders gossip column into the lives, wives and divorces of rich and famous sports stars...maybe they could call it "Wacked Woody"...?
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They definitely have to charge the Fire-Hydrant that smashed into the SUV!
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Conrad73: They definitely have to charge the Fire-Hydrant that smashed into the SUV!
Yes and the tree was an accomplice.
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I do think tho, that the cops insistence that he come in and answer question, utterly ridiculous and demeaning. It's obviously a private matter, a domestic dispute, but the cops want to pull rank, and show the world that they can bring Tiger Woods in for questioning. They must all have small willies, those guys.
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sawadee ka all,whatever the case,it is only a mistress he has,it is no big deal but it being made into big deal now over there.all influential married ppl here have a mistress apart from wife as i mentioned befor...(maybe thats just Tiger's half thai coming out) 
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Odysseus101: I think they should turn it into a new sitcom, a insiders gossip column into the lives, wives and divorces of rich and famous sports stars...maybe they could call it "Wacked Woody"...?
It already is a sticom on CS. This is the second thread on the subject
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paws2: He left his home after an argument, likely about his mistress, Rachel Uchitel. His wife ran after his SUV and smashed in the back window causing the accident. She claims that she smashed in the back window to rescue him. Odd....it was a minor accident, the air bags didn't even deploy. So why did he have to exit by the back window when all the doors were functioning ? Why won't he speak to the police ?
No offence, but who cares? There are more important and more interesting things in the world to be concerned about, in my opinion.
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I wonder if "I" am as concerned about what "I" may be doing wrong, as "I" am about what another may be doing wrong??
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Nina3: No offence, but who cares? There are more important and more interesting things in the world to be concerned about, in my opinion.
CS cares about everything! Don't tell me that you find every thread intriguing and of a global use!
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Jokes from the net.................
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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RDM59: Jokes from the net.................Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
Nice ones.What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
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DrkRose: Nice ones.
I bet Tiger told his mistress those exact words..
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HJFinAZ: I bet Tiger told his mistress those exact words..
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DrkRose: GOOD morning !
Mornin...
Morners are always good..
Know what a "morner" is??
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living in florida this story has saturated the news
im sick of it
who cares??
there are hundreds of thousands of these accidents daily no matter what the cause and they have no where near this kind of media attention--why??
BECAUSE THEY ARE NORMAL!!!
Just because he is Tiger Woods
im sick of it
who cares??
there are hundreds of thousands of these accidents daily no matter what the cause and they have no where near this kind of media attention--why??
BECAUSE THEY ARE NORMAL!!!
Just because he is Tiger Woods
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I think he was putting his vehicle in for the night and saw an alien lurking in the shadows down the street. He got in his car to investigate and this thing jumped on his windshield causing him to swerve and cause the accident. The alien caused his doors to lock. His wife beat off the alien with the golf club and smashed the back window so the glass would not injure her husband. Case closed. 
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