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Dec 9, 2009 4:30 PM CST Hung
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.
Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition,
the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,
and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him.


After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!


Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and
the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.


A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle..

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy
and he would then lift him out of the pit.


The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.





The moral of the story??(yep, you betcha, there is a moral!) ->


'When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks!
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Dec 9, 2009 4:32 PM CST Hung
LusciousLibra
LusciousLibraLusciousLibraTramore, Waterford Ireland28 Threads 2 Polls 1,870 Posts
laugh laugh
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Dec 9, 2009 4:35 PM CST Hung
USThumper
USThumperUSThumperMexico, New York USA4 Threads 3,957 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 9, 2009 4:38 PM CST Hung
giggle giggle gnite
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Dec 9, 2009 4:41 PM CST Hung
ldakour
ldakourldakourSulphur, Oklahoma USA1 Threads 21 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Yeah, buts its nice when the they have both. cheering cheering devil
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Dec 9, 2009 10:21 PM CST Hung
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
ladyfingers: I may be rude, but I try never to be crude.


Well Ladyfingers that was brilliant, creased my self laughingrolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Dec 9, 2009 10:24 PM CST Hung
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing vg, I guess I'll being riding my harley alonerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Dec 9, 2009 10:28 PM CST Hung
LaVerdad: Well Ladyfingers that was brilliant, creased my self laughing


Im not a Horse,dunno Back to the Bikemotorcycle shock shock thumbs up snooty
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Dec 9, 2009 10:30 PM CST Hung
bapsineurope
bapsineuropebapsineuropeKansas City, Missouri USA4 Threads 166 Posts
ladyfingers: I may be rude, but I try never to be crude.


well I loved it....and I had never heard that story before...so thank you again for sharing...
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Dec 9, 2009 10:53 PM CST Hung
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
drbombay: vg, I guess I'll being riding my harley alone


Harleys are good too.
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Dec 9, 2009 10:54 PM CST Hung
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
HotrodLarrys: Im not a Horse, Back to the Bike


As I told the good Dr., bikes are good for me.
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Dec 9, 2009 10:58 PM CST Hung
LaVerdad
LaVerdadLaVerdadBaghdad, Iraq1 Threads 1,897 Posts
HotrodLarrys: Im not a Horse, Back to the Bike


2 wheels yes pleaselaugh
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Dec 9, 2009 11:01 PM CST Hung
Michael211_2000
Michael211_2000Michael211_2000Houston, Texas USA22 Threads 5 Polls 775 Posts
ladyfingers: Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thingy


"hangy-down thingy"? confused

Never heard it called that before. LOL!

I'd think the moral would be to watch out for those mud pits, but oh well... your moral of the story is probably funnier. roll eyes

- Michael cowboy
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