Santa was buried in Cavan (25)
scon1916Sisophon, Cambodia46 Threads 3 Polls 696 PostsA Dubliner I've known for a few years just told me that when he was a kid and didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, he was told that Santa died on Christmas eve and his grave is somewhere in Cavan. Has anyone here heard thís one before or is he just taking the piss? My mother's from Cavan and I never heard her say anything about it and I never got the bike I asked for. Anyone heard this before? Just curious. Maybe it's a Dublin thing
scon1916: A Dubliner I've known for a few years just told me that when he was a kid and didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, he was told that Santa died on Christmas eve and his grave is somewhere in Cavan. Has anyone here heard thís one before or is he just taking the piss? My mother's from Cavan and I never heard her say anything about it and I never got the bike I asked for. Anyone heard this before? Just curious. Maybe it's a Dublin thing
Your mate is gone with the fairies
Trodai: Well St Nicholas is ment to be buried in Ireland!
He is taught to be buried in Kilkenny at Jerpoint Abbey, he was buried in Myra but his remains were moved to Italy and then Ireland, so they say anyways!
Trodai: That makes perfect sense as to where this story came from Kaaavaaan!
Cavan man walks int the kitchen to his wife,
He says 'Get yer coat'
She says excitedly "OOH are we going out?"
He says "sorta, I am, but I'll be turnin off the heatin"
Cavan man walks int the kitchen to his wife,
He says 'Get yer coat'
She says excitedly "OOH are we going out?"
He says "sorta, I am, but I'll be turnin off the heatin"
How was Copper Wire invented???
Two Cavan men fighting over a penny..
Not meant to be offensive to Cavan People or their ancestors, descendants, or people from neighbouring Counties..
saoirse65: How was Copper Wire invented???
Two Cavan men fighting over a penny..
Not meant to be offensive to Cavan People or their ancestors, descendants, or people from neighbouring Counties..
Two Cavan men fighting over a penny..
Not meant to be offensive to Cavan People or their ancestors, descendants, or people from neighbouring Counties..
Playing it safe i see
Trodai: Playing it safe i see
lol...well being from Cavan myself....I do not want to have to pay out money in a law suit
Cavan GAA
A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.
The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!
The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.
The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.
Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"
saoirse65: lol...well being from Cavan myself....I do not want to have to pay out money in a law suit
Cavan GAA
A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.
The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!
The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.
The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.
Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"
Cavan GAA
A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.
The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!
The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.
The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.
Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"
Hahaha that was very good
Trodai: Hahaha that was very good
Well for some strange reason a lot of people have some kind of burning need to tell me all the Cavan jokes they have ever heard in their lives
Sure it is all a bit of craic...you have to have a laugh....as the Cavan man said..." Go ahead and have a laugh at my expense......it is all that you will ever have at my expense.." saoirse65: Well for some strange reason a lot of people have some kind of burning need to tell me all the Cavan jokes they have ever heard in their lives Sure it is all a bit of craic...you have to have a laugh....as the Cavan man said..." Go ahead and have a laugh at my expense......it is all that you will ever have at my expense.."
That last line was gas!
But yeah its all in good fun, my friends family hail from Cavan and over the years we have made fun of him. But on a serious note, he does have the same characteristics of the typical Cavan man sterotyping
He finds it very hard to share or lend money and if he ever does part with a few pound its very hard for him to do Trodai: That last line was gas!
But yeah its all in good fun, my friends family hail from Cavan and over the years we have made fun of him. But on a serious note, he does have the same characteristics of the typical Cavan man sterotyping He finds it very hard to share or lend money and if he ever does part with a few pound its very hard for him to do
But yeah its all in good fun, my friends family hail from Cavan and over the years we have made fun of him. But on a serious note, he does have the same characteristics of the typical Cavan man sterotyping He finds it very hard to share or lend money and if he ever does part with a few pound its very hard for him to do
Well I think we all know people with Cavan Man tendencies.. I certainly do..
Well I must log off for a while...have a very busy evening ahead.
Have to strip the wall paper...I'm moving
Movin' out
Paddy Reilly was peeling wall paper off the wall in his home in Ballyjamesduff when Hughie Smith arrived to visit.
"Ah Paddy, Decoratin' agin?"
"No" says Paddy, "I'm movin' out to a new house in Virginia"
saoirse65: lol...well being from Cavan myself....I do not want to have to pay out money in a law suit
Cavan GAA
A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.
The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!
The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.
The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.
Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"
Cavan GAA
A Monaghan Footballer (no not a woman!), a meath Footballer and a Cavan Footballer (obviously played in the 50's!) were out fishing on Lough Sheelin one day when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in their boat.
The boys were gob-smacked! "Jaysus" was all they could say in dumb harmony!
The monaghan man said humbly (Yeah right!) "Jesus, me back's been at me ever since I played U16 football against Meath many moons ago. Can you do anything for me? Jesus touched his back and he was relieved of the pain for the first time in 44 years.
The Meath man, sporting a pair of thick black rimmed glases with milk-bottle-end lens, "I haven't seen the stout in front of me since I got a hit in the 1965 under-21 championship match against Dublin. What can you do for me." Jesus gently removed the antique glasses and flung them into the lake and immediately the Meath man could see as far as the Tower of Lloyd in Kells.
Jesus then turned to the Cavan man who leapt to the back of the boat and cried "Don't put a finger on me - I'm on a disability pension!"
Good one i enjoyed thatsaoirse65: Well I think we all know people with Cavan Man tendencies.. I certainly do..
Well I must log off for a while...have a very busy evening ahead.
Have to strip the wall paper...I'm moving
Movin' out
Paddy Reilly was peeling wall paper off the wall in his home in Ballyjamesduff when Hughie Smith arrived to visit.
"Ah Paddy, Decoratin' agin?"
"No" says Paddy, "I'm movin' out to a new house in Virginia"
Well I must log off for a while...have a very busy evening ahead.
Have to strip the wall paper...I'm moving
Movin' out
Paddy Reilly was peeling wall paper off the wall in his home in Ballyjamesduff when Hughie Smith arrived to visit.
"Ah Paddy, Decoratin' agin?"
"No" says Paddy, "I'm movin' out to a new house in Virginia"
Strip the wallpaper Gas woman
See ya
Thanks all. I suspected it was something to do with short arms and deep pockets. Great jokes. Go raibh maith agaibh.
scon1916: Thanks all. I suspected it was something to do with short arms and deep pockets. Great jokes. Go raibh maith agaibh.
Tá fáilte romhat
Nollaig shona agus Athbhliain faoi mhaise dhuit
scon1916: A Dubliner I've known for a few years just told me that when he was a kid and didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, he was told that Santa died on Christmas eve and his grave is somewhere in Cavan. Has anyone here heard thís one before or is he just taking the piss? My mother's from Cavan and I never heard her say anything about it and I never got the bike I asked for. Anyone heard this before? Just curious. Maybe it's a Dublin thing
What do you mean, is Santa dead ?????
Does that mean I wont be finding Michael Buble at the end of my bed on Christmas morning ?????
ladylumps: What do you mean, is Santa dead ?????
Does that mean I wont be finding Michael Buble at the end of my bed on Christmas morning ?????
Does that mean I wont be finding Michael Buble at the end of my bed on Christmas morning ?????
Of course Santa is not dead...just a nasty rumour spread by some Kaavaan wans
Michael Bublé will definitely be at the end of your bed on Christmas morning. Sure I bumped into him only last week meself and it was all he talked about
saoirse65: Of course Santa is not dead...just a nasty rumour spread by some Kaavaan wans
Michael Bublé will definitely be at the end of your bed on Christmas morning. Sure I bumped into him only last week meself and it was all he talked about
Michael Bublé will definitely be at the end of your bed on Christmas morning. Sure I bumped into him only last week meself and it was all he talked about
Were you driving at the time?
DUBLINGUY1973: Were you driving at the time?
No I was not driving when I bumped into him but what road do you live on and I will try to bump into you 
DUBLINGUY1973: Were you driving at the time?
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