joke ( Archived) (12)

Horse, A Chicken & A Harley
> On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
> together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a
bog and
> began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
chicken to
> go
> get
> the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving
at
> the
> farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for
he had
> gone to town with the only tractor.
> Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley.
> Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length
of
> rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the
> bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
> arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop
of
> rope the chicken tossed to him.
> After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike,
the
> chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
> bike, rescued the horse!
> Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse,
and
> the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
> The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies,
Best
> Pals.
> A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
> began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his
> life!
> The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large
puddle.
> Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing
and
> he would then lift him out of the pit.
> The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out,
saving
> his life.
> The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)
> "When You're Hung Like A Horse,
> You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks