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bookshop: Hi, I´m new to this! Anyone care to share some funny but good jokes with me.I feel a great need to laugh loudly or chuckle.
Thanks!
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Hi there, bookshop,
Just reading some the forum posts should do the trick!
A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
Love it. 
I've heard it before, still very funny.
I've heard it before, still very funny.
Thanks Pheonix for your joke! I´ve NEVER heard that one before so it was a treat for me.
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Thanks Pheonix for your joke! I´ve NEVER heard that one before so it was a treat for me.
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Phoenix: A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on."
I thought that was Nikki Lauda.. the interviewer that is...
Old one, but still funny!
Doctor, when I bend forward with my arms down, then lift one leg bending it at the knee, then put it down, then lift the other leg in the same manner as the first, put it down, then straighten up and lift arms to the waste while slightly hopping, I get ache in my back.
Well… while do you do that sophisticated exercise in your age?
But how else, you think, I can get my trousers on?
Well… while do you do that sophisticated exercise in your age?
But how else, you think, I can get my trousers on?
Thanks Tulefel,
It certainly is not easy when age gets in your way(at least for some) hard if its reality and fun to hear when its fiction.
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It certainly is not easy when age gets in your way(at least for some) hard if its reality and fun to hear when its fiction.
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Businessmen talking :
- You tell me Your price. I tell You my price. Then we both laughing and beginning serious conversation.
- You tell me Your price. I tell You my price. Then we both laughing and beginning serious conversation.
bookshop: Isnt it very much LIKE the business talk of business men or women, with hidden messages? FUNNY!
Thanks hyoscyamus! LATVIA IS BEAUTIFUL!
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Thanks hyoscyamus! LATVIA IS BEAUTIFUL!
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Wellcome
another kind of talks for You :Autoanswering device is broken at the moment...
Microwave speaking.. stay Your message...
bookshop: That was even more better, thanks.
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Whatttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sister my joke was classic.
Bit like the bloke going to the doctor's and saying 'Oi doc, I'm sore all over'..So the doc ask's the Irish bloke where? And the blokes places his finger on this nose and he say's 'doc here' then he places his finger on his knee...and again on his belly....Then the doc say's 'Your finger is broke....'
Classic's...........
Phoenix: Whatttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sister my joke was classic.
Bit like the bloke going to the doctor's and saying 'Oi doc, I'm sore all over'..So the doc ask's the Irish bloke where? And the blokes places his finger on this nose and he say's 'doc here' then he places his finger on his knee...and again on his belly....Then the doc say's 'Your finger is broke....'
Classic's...........
Sister my joke was classic.
Bit like the bloke going to the doctor's and saying 'Oi doc, I'm sore all over'..So the doc ask's the Irish bloke where? And the blokes places his finger on this nose and he say's 'doc here' then he places his finger on his knee...and again on his belly....Then the doc say's 'Your finger is broke....'
Classic's...........
YES INDEED! Yours was CLASSIC jokes Pheonix. I was commenting to hyoscyamus second jokes she sent me. I know all of them are good ones and your last one was double classic!!!!!!!!!!!More to share?
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bookshop: Hi, I´m new to this! Anyone care to share some funny but good jokes with me.I feel a great need to laugh loudly or chuckle.
Thanks!
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When human being was created God didn’t knew and was not sure on what colour will be suitably to the weather of the earth. Thanks!
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so he created oven, and he put one person in to get the right colour, and God waited for so long, when he open the oven the guy was burn to much, so God said, this is not the right colour.
Then God put the second person but this time God didn’t take long, when he open the oven the guy was not cooked enough therefore he was to white,
so God said I am sure this is not 
the right colour. However, by the time 
God had enough experience to use the oven; and when he put the 3rd person he knew exactly how much time he had to wait, and when he open the oven the guy came out as Mr Chinese
then God said; fantastic 
You are the best of the best, go there and control the whole and make sure that you outnumber every colour and everyone depends on your made things even toilet paper or G-sting. 
somone4u: When human being was created God didn’t knew and was not sure on what colour will be suitably to the weather of the earth. so he created oven, and he put one person in to get the right colour, and God waited for so long, when he open the oven the guy was burn to much, so God said, this is not the right colour. Then God put the second person but this time God didn’t take long, when he open the oven the guy was not cooked enough therefore he was to white, so God said I am sure this is not the right colour. However, by the time God had enough experience to use the oven; and when he put the 3rd person he knew exactly how much time he had to wait, and when he open the oven the guy came out as Mr Chinese then God said; fantastic You are the best of the best, go there and control the whole and make sure that you outnumber every colour and everyone depends on your made things even toilet paper or G-sting.
What!!!!
Any chance of putnig that in laymans terms..... Also lay off the emoticons
somone4u: When human being was created God didn’t knew and was not sure on what colour will be suitably to the weather of the earth. so he created oven, and he put one person in to get the right colour, and God waited for so long, when he open the oven the guy was burn to much, so God said, this is not the right colour. Then God put the second person but this time God didn’t take long, when he open the oven the guy was not cooked enough therefore he was to white, so God said I am sure this is not the right colour. However, by the time God had enough experience to use the oven; and when he put the 3rd person he knew exactly how much time he had to wait, and when he open the oven the guy came out as Mr Chinese then God said; fantastic You are the best of the best, go there and control the whole and make sure that you outnumber every colour and everyone depends on your made things even toilet paper or G-sting.
is this supposed to be funny
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