Political Science for "Dummies" (21)
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in my southern voive, ain't it the truth!
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starshinebright: in my southern voive, ain't it the truth!
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starshinebright: FLORIDA CORPORATION You have a black cow and a brown cow.Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.Some people vote for both.Some people vote for neither.Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.
And finally, "Jed" takes it to the High Court, where the judge passes a Federal Order as to which is the best looking cow.
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venere08: And finally, "Jed" takes it to the High Supreme Court, where the judge passes a Federal Order as to which is the best looking cow.
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venere08: And finally, "Jed" takes it to the High Court, where the judge passes a Federal Order as to which is the best looking cow.
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That's great!!! I think in Small Business Admin America we'd also sell milk from cow #2 to our neighbor who doesn't have one - or form a neighborhood cooperative & trade the milk for home repair services and write off the profits & labor as barter.
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felixis99: That's great!!! I think in Small Business Admin America we'd also sell milk from cow #2 to our neighbor who doesn't have one - or form a neighborhood cooperative & trade the milk for home repair services and write off the profits & labor as barter.
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RobertC2: Hello gorgeous!
You're looking great today - as always!
May I suck up to you for a few minutes?....I'm bored!
Thank you Doll..you too!!You're looking great today - as always!
May I suck up to you for a few minutes?....I'm bored!
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starshinebright: on craigslist...
Good One!
Or when it all gets to be too much we'd auction off the cows on ebay, invest the $$$$, and buy milk from the guy we sold the cows to.
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starshinebright: Thank you Doll..you too!!
Flattery like that would have got you pregnant a few years ago!
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BUREAUCRACY CANADIAN STYLE
You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
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felixis99: Good One!Or when it all gets to be too much we'd auction off the cows on ebay, invest the $$$$, and buy milk from the guy we sold the cows to.
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Loner1960: BUREAUCRACY CANADIAN STYLE
You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
I'll have you know, I am one half canuck!!!You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
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starshinebright: I'll have you know, I am one half canuck!!!
Which half?
The front half or the back half?
The top half of the naughty half?
Wimmin!
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RobertC2: Which half?
The front half or the back half?
The top half of the naughty half?
Wimmin!
The front half or the back half?
The top half of the naughty half?
Wimmin!
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Loner1960: BUREAUCRACY CANADIAN STYLE
You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
You have two cows, politicians, animal rights groups, city people all get government grants, to form committies.
One committee to decide how you should look after the cows.
Another committee to decide how you should milk the cows.
Another committee to decide how the milk is to be handled and sold.
Another committee to decide how to handle all the manure the cows produce.
After all the money has been spent on committees, the cows have gone dry, you have gone broke, feeding the cows and getting nothing in return.
You get two more cows, as compensation, you than ignore the government and all the committees, drink some of the milk and sell the rest to your nieghbours. And if any damm government official, or any any animal rights person comes on your farm, you send the dogs after them.
Sounds a little like a mix of my last job, and a federal wildlife re-introduction program, here in the US
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RobertC2: Which half?
The front half or the back half?
The top half of the naughty half?
Wimmin!
The front half or the back half?
The top half of the naughty half?
Wimmin!
mom is Canadian..other half of me is heinz 57.....including native American 
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You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.
You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?
SOCIALIST
You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST
You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.
AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when one cow drops dead.
You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows..
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.
JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.
GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have..
TALIBAN CORPORATION
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.
IRAQI CORPORATION
You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing..
POLISH CORPORATION
You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
BELGIAN CORPORATION
You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he's French, other times he's Flemish.
The Flemish cow won't share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow's milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.
FLORIDA CORPORATION
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.
CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.