When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa.... (18)

Jan 27, 2010 9:43 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
.. Whats the weirdest or funniest thing you seen a man do when he`s drunk?
Jan 27, 2010 9:46 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky: .. Whats the weirdest or funniest thing you seen a man do when he`s drunk?
Help,I have fallen and I can't get up!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 27, 2010 12:19 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
Maisie
MaisieMaisielarnaca, Larnaca Cyprus4 Threads 616 Posts
Woke up one night to a strange noise I couldn't identify. Realised it was my ex shuffling along patting the walls trying to find the door. Put the light on when he got to the wardrobe because;

When I was a teenager and staying at my sisters, my brother-in-law came downstairs and asked if either of us had peed in his shoe, apparently the night before he'd opened the wardrobe door and thought he was in the pub toilet.................
Jan 27, 2010 12:44 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Maisie: Woke up one night to a strange noise I couldn't identify. Realised it was my ex shuffling along patting the walls trying to find the door. Put the light on when he got to the wardrobe because;

When I was a teenager and staying at my sisters, my brother-in-law came downstairs and asked if either of us had peed in his shoe, apparently the night before he'd opened the wardrobe door and thought he was in the pub toilet.................
rolling on the floor laughing Ja .. guys seem to always find some strange place to pee when they`re drunk......

Same brother of mine, he wrote his wife a beautiful love letter ...... put it in his desk draw ... and then had a few drinks ....... next day he told his wife about the letter, she must read it while he is at work ....... She found it .... he`d pee`d on it! (in the draw)rolling on the floor laughing

She was such a serious little soul ... she showed me the letter, saying ignore the "water" marks......!
Jan 27, 2010 1:01 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
Asking for assistance to steady the Keyhole on the Frontdoor!
Damn thing is moving all over!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 27, 2010 2:16 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
Tulefel
TulefelTulefelGöteborg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden24 Threads 1 Polls 2,848 Posts
A woman wakes up in the middle of a night by strange sounds from the kitchen. She walks there and sees her drunk husband standing in the front of refrigerator. He opens the refrigerator, bends some, and tells into it:

“Bro, to the Central station… please…” and as he gets no answer, he closes the door. After some short while the procedure repeats: the man opens the refrigerator's door, asks to be driven to the Central station, gets no answer and closes the door.

And it was sound of opened and closed refrigerator door that alarmed the woman. With a heavy sign she returns to the bedroom.

When she gets up next morning and walks to the kitchen, there is no refrigerator, no husband either.

“Why!” the woman exclaims, “Has he persuaded it at last?..”

grin
Jan 27, 2010 3:52 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
MrsMilano
MrsMilanoMrsMilanoKalamata, Peloponnese Greece3 Threads 94 Posts
smoky: .. Whats the weirdest or funniest thing you seen a man do when he`s drunk?


It`s happened to me so many times but I remember once my husband gave the wrong address (our home address in Tallinn) to the taxi driver when we`re leaving a private party in Paris


wine
Jan 27, 2010 6:41 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
My ex's father came home drunk one night. His wife was entertaining guests and relatives in the lounge. He walked into the open plan dinning area, opened the cutlery drawer of a cabinet, peed in it, turned and nodded to his flabbergasted audience then disapeared up to his bed ....grin
Jan 27, 2010 9:52 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
I NEVER get drunk, as smoky knows.............. I have to keep my HUGE pet frog 'Reggie' in 'tip top' shape! thumbs up wine thumbs up
Jan 28, 2010 12:27 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Tulefel: A woman wakes up in the middle of a night by strange sounds from the kitchen. She walks there and sees her drunk husband standing in the front of refrigerator. He opens the refrigerator, bends some, and tells into it:

“Bro, to the Central station… please…” and as he gets no answer, he closes the door. After some short while the procedure repeats: the man opens the refrigerator's door, asks to be driven to the Central station, gets no answer and closes the door.

And it was sound of opened and closed refrigerator door that alarmed the woman. With a heavy sign she returns to the bedroom.

When she gets up next morning and walks to the kitchen, there is no refrigerator, no husband either.

“Why!” the woman exclaims, “Has he persuaded it at last?..”
rolling on the floor laughing .......hahahahahaa... the refrigerator story .. I forgot that one ..... Gee, I think my brother, well he even said so himself .... was trying to rid the world of alcohol?

He was drinking alone in the kitchen one night and went to the fridge to get his alcoholic home-made gingerbeer to mix with his brandy .... and leaning on the door (one of those old big fridges) ... eventually the whole fridge fell over on him.

He lay under the fridge with all the broken bottles, then had to squirm himself out.... said he`d had an argument with the fridge and he lost.

The next day he came to me with a magnifying glass and tweezers for me to get all the glass splinters out of his back .....

His wife ignored his drunken binges and always went to bed early ... at the other end of their huge house - clever lady!
Jan 28, 2010 12:33 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky: .......hahahahahaa... the refrigerator story .. I forgot that one ..... Gee, I think my brother, well he even said so himself .... was trying to rid the world of alcohol?

He was drinking alone in the kitchen one night and went to the fridge to get his alcoholic home-made gingerbeer to mix with his brandy .... and leaning on the door (one of those old big fridges) ... eventually the whole fridge fell over on him.

He lay under the fridge with all the broken bottles, then had to squirm himself out.... said he`d had an argument with the fridge and he lost.

The next day he came to me with a magnifying glass and tweezers for me to get all the glass splinters out of his back .....

His wife ignored his drunken binges and always went to bed early ... at the other end of their huge house - clever lady!
rolling on the floor laughing Falling off the Dock on the Island,fully clothed was one of my favorite past-times!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 29, 2010 6:39 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Conrad73: Falling off the Dock on the Island,fully clothed was one of my favorite past-times!
... and you never seemed to learn to stay away from that Dock .....?drinking
Jan 29, 2010 7:14 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky: ... and you never seemed to learn to stay away from that Dock .....?
uh oh sigh Nope,didn't!
Eventually did the next best thing,and stopped drinking!rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 29, 2010 10:04 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky
smokysmokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 Posts
Conrad73: Nope,didn't!
Eventually did the next best thing,and stopped drinking!
I would have simply stayed away from that Dock!drinking Ahh but then again, I not known for my good sense.....
Jan 29, 2010 10:25 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky: I would have simply stayed away from that Dock! Ahh but then again, I not known for my good sense.....
rolling on the floor laughing
Jan 29, 2010 1:30 PM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
smoky: ... and you never seemed to learn to stay away from that Dock .....?
Besides,I had to go to the Dock,our Boat was docked there!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 2, 2010 2:16 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
Phoenix
PhoenixPhoenixparis, Ile-de-France France89 Threads 23 Polls 2,325 Posts
Conrad73: In those days we were Honour-bound to throw up!


Don't pick flowers in starkville...

Feb 2, 2010 3:18 AM CST When MEN get drunk ....... hahahaa....
Phoenix: Don't pick flowers in starkville...

You better don't!laugh

....or the Lauderdale Cityjail!rolling on the floor laughing
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