Worst breakup stories (22)
sweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 PostsDid you ever get duped by someone & get back at them? Did anyone ever get even with you for breaking up with them? Now, I'm not talking about something that you could be sent to state prison for... 
But I've heard some pretty funny stories, like one girl put Nair in her ex's shampoo bottle when she left. Another planted a used 'sanitary napkin' in her ex's car. I, personally, have NEVER done any of this! 
Have you?
But I've heard some pretty funny stories, like one girl put Nair in her ex's shampoo bottle when she left. Another planted a used 'sanitary napkin' in her ex's car. I, personally, have NEVER done any of this! Have you?------ This thread is Archived ------
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My worst breakup story....
...she said see ya, continued on with her merry little life, became successful and lived happily ever after !
...she said see ya, continued on with her merry little life, became successful and lived happily ever after !
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Yeah, the one I heard was: The guy, who had been cheated on, waited for his ex GF to leave for 2 weeks holiday with her new crush, then went to her apartment, let himself in (he obviously still had a key) then called a weather information bureau in Chile, giving constantly updated weather reports.....and left the phone off the hook.
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sweetowen: Did you ever get duped by someone & get back at them? Did anyone ever get even with you for breaking up with them? Now, I'm not talking about something that you could be sent to state prison for... But I've heard some pretty funny stories, like one girl put Nair in her ex's shampoo bottle when she left. Another planted a used 'sanitary napkin' in her ex's car. I, personally, have NEVER done any of this! Have you?
I heard of a guy that suspected his wife of having an affair, so one day decided to follow her.
Sure enough she ended up at some guys house for the afternoon.
The next day the husband backed his cement truck up to the other guys "soft top" car sitting in the driveway and filled it with quick drying cement.
Only problem was, that the driveway was shared with the house next door and the guy had filled up the neigbours car !
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This one, of course, is the stuff of legends....
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Just post the link, man....
Englishman55: I heard of a guy that suspected his wife of having an affair, so one day decided to follow her.
Sure enough she ended up at some guys house for the afternoon.
The next day the husband backed his cement truck up to the other guys "soft top" car sitting in the driveway and filled it with quick drying cement.
Only problem was, that the driveway was shared with the house next door and the guy had filled up the neigbours car !
Sure enough she ended up at some guys house for the afternoon.
The next day the husband backed his cement truck up to the other guys "soft top" car sitting in the driveway and filled it with quick drying cement.
Only problem was, that the driveway was shared with the house next door and the guy had filled up the neigbours car !
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sweetowen: Did you ever get duped by someone & get back at them? Did anyone ever get even with you for breaking up with them? Now, I'm not talking about something that you could be sent to state prison for... But I've heard some pretty funny stories, like one girl put Nair in her ex's shampoo bottle when she left. Another planted a used 'sanitary napkin' in her ex's car. I, personally, have NEVER done any of this! Have you?
Didn't I tell you all what I did? Brace yourself...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures.
Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
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Yes, it's a well-known urban legend. No doubt, your reputation spawned thousands of imitators...
OUTRAGEOUS: Didn't I tell you all what I did? Brace yourself...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
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OUTRAGEOUS: Didn't I tell you all what I did? Brace yourself...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
Disclaimer: This is not true, I read it somewhere, but I thought it was worth it to share it...
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OUTRAGEOUS: Didn't I tell you all what I did? Brace yourself...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
When my ex and I thought of buying the house, we had to put the mortgage under my mother-in-law's name cause we couldn't apply for a mortgage ourselves...so the house was technically his. When we split up, I had to split. He was moving his new woman in the house. No problem...I asked him to leave for a few days so I could pack up the stuff and the kids. I packed EVERYTHING including the ceiling fans and light fixtures. Shower curtains, towels, sheets, ALL the beds, minus on TV and his stereo, and the stove...those where the the only things he bought during our time together. Packed up the china and silverware, pots, pans, coffee pots...well, everything. I also left the curtain rods in my bedroom. Fancy curtain roads, metal, with decorative heads and...they were hollow.
My last night at the house, I sent the kids with my sister. I had made myself dinner, I was going to say goodbye to my home...I made shrimp and fried fish. I got fresh fish and cleaned it myself and cutted out the fillets. I loved shrimp and fish fillets. Had some lemonade, too!
I got up from the table and gathered the remains of my dinner. I wrapped all of the shrimp carcasses (heads and all) with the remains of the fish (heads, scales, bones, etc.)in newspaper...but I actually made tiny rolls of newspaper filled with shrimps corpses...and stuffed the rolls inside the curtain rods in the bedrooms...and in the holes left on the ceiling all over the house, after I removed the light fixtures and ceiling fans...
Walked out the door...didn't look back...
The following weekend my kids were saying that they didn't want to go to daddy's home "it stinks!"
Oh, well! Enjoy the house...
That was you??
I heard about that!
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jeepers: My worst breakup story.......she said see ya, continued on with her merry little life, became successful and lived happily ever after !
That's horrible!!
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No, experienced it though, twice on CS... after rejecting them, they set out to destroy you and your character, like some stalker. Luckily shampoo bottles don't work here. 
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As teenager i did lots of silly things which i cant remember now but when i do ill post some on thread
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Yeah, the stalkers are the worst. The only defense you have, is the common sense of the fraternity here, to recognise a manic stalker when they see one. 
bohdiprana: No, experienced it though, twice on CS... after rejecting them, they set out to destroy you and your character, like some stalker. Luckily shampoo bottles don't work here.
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sweetowen: Did you ever get duped by someone & get back at them? Did anyone ever get even with you for breaking up with them? Now, I'm not talking about something that you could be sent to state prison for... But I've heard some pretty funny stories, like one girl put Nair in her ex's shampoo bottle when she left. Another planted a used 'sanitary napkin' in her ex's car. I, personally, have NEVER done any of this! Have you?
Nope...I may or may not have dated a best friend to an ex---but that was not revenge or anything---just letting the love flow
JK---never happened. Never did anything to get even...just expressed some frustration over the voicemail after a certain breakup that did not end on the best terms---being cheated on.
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I was reminded of "Live, and Let Live"...
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Your lover says, "I would rather be happy than be with you"..
You get pissed and want revenge..
Exactly who is the selfish one??
You get pissed and want revenge..
Exactly who is the selfish one??
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This isn't a story about what an EX did to me, but when I was in high school, I was dating a guy that this other girl liked. She told him she'd heard I used to be gay...
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Once i hided his car,re-parked it for a couple of days.It was nice to hear him begging where it is..
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