For the Women who want to get back at men !! (18)
She just had to snoop in the garage, did she? 
KHD100: Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
His "inflated" ego quickly picked up a nail! NIce one Kim! 
(I start my new job on Tuesday...
) good one
I'm more or less trying to get away from them(long story...icky ending)then trying to get back at them
yyyeeeaaaaaayyyyyyy on the job eyes curley your not going gay i hope ,that would be a waste of perfectly good *****
i been yelled at befor ....
gordy theoldsillyfosifer
i been yelled at befor ....
gordy theoldsillyfosifer
eyesthatknowwhy: His "inflated" ego quickly picked up a nail! NIce one Kim! (I start my new job on Tuesday... )
WHOOO HOOOO Congrats on the job!!! You deserved a better job and the people at the new job saw you had the qualifications they were looking for.
We are happy for you Eyes. Brian says he will take you out for coffee to celebrate when he has a chance.
A six year old goes to the hospital with her Grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her groggy Grandpa.
The little girl repeated, "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that
as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland."
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her groggy Grandpa.
The little girl repeated, "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that
as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland."
KHD100: A six year old goes to the hospital with her Grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her groggy Grandpa.
The little girl repeated, "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that
as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland."
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa's room...
"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her groggy Grandpa.
The little girl repeated, "Make a noise like a frog - because Grandma said that
as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland."
gordy22222: yyyeeeaaaaaayyyyyyy on the job eyes curley your not going gay i hope ,that would be a waste of perfectly good *****
i been yelled at befor ....
gordy theoldsillyfosifer
i been yelled at befor ....
gordy theoldsillyfosifer
Imay not think there's a reason for the male species at the moment
but I'm as straight as an arrow.....might actually meet a good guy one day one never knows
KHD100: Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
Thanks that was funnyThe boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
There has to be somes guys we would love to get back at with a joke like that
Loner1960: She just had to snoop in the garage, did she?
sure she looked in the garage,she would have taken it for a drive, had it not 2 deflated tiresmaybe he was out charging aroung and hiw wife put a spike strip down
Validity: sure she looked in the garage,she would have taken it for a drive, had it not 2 deflated tires
Definitely, a "dead end" there. KHD100: Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..
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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini with two flat tires..