Guys, this is what women want!!!!!!!!!!! (23)
best4ubabe: A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE and you cannot go back down except to exit the building!!
A female friend went to this Husband Store to find one
On each floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
Sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE and you cannot go back down except to exit the building!!
A female friend went to this Husband Store to find one
On each floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
Sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
read it once before... but still find it cool
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best4ubabe: A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Hell, I would have stopped at the first floor. A guy with a job these days is a rarity.
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navygirl1: Hell, I would have stopped at the first floor. A guy with a job these days is a rarity.
You would have missed romance on floor five baby! Do you fear love?------ This thread is Archived ------
Well floor 5 is the best floor 6 is a devilsh number so no way
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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE FINALLY LOST EVERY SHRED OF SANITY YOU EVER POSSESSED
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can u tell me in which floor i can find good man?
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That was a real good one, I'm rolling on the floor... I would have stopped at Floor 5... hehehe
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i not find what i look for in that shop. Any other shop with complete stock? 
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heavensmile: can u tell me in which floor i can find good man?
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deacon6347: I BELIEVE YOU HAVE FINALLY LOST EVERY SHRED OF SANITY YOU EVER POSSESSED
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heavensmile: can u tell me in which floor i can find good man?
I know of a neighbor who is not on CS------ This thread is Archived ------
heavensmile: i not find what i look for in that shop. Any other shop with complete stock?
Get ready to stay on CS for life beautiful!------ This thread is Archived ------
best4ubabe: A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE and you cannot go back down except to exit the building!!
A female friend went to this Husband Store to find one
On each floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
Sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE and you cannot go back down except to exit the building!!
A female friend went to this Husband Store to find one
On each floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
Sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
sounds like typical devious male trickery - which is why i like to meet men in less formal circumstances. Gives me an edge
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todger: Mm mm your wrong sugar and I gave you a lot more cred than that Just a good hard working, honest, sensitive and some what inteligent man. could make me very happy and I dont believe in the (perfect) anything man or woman we are all just Human beings and its if the you connect with all your faults is when it can work. I hate labels
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thanks hun 
and to the quote below the gentleman just put you in a catagory ? go figure ... yes we ARE ALL individuals I agree and that was my point ------ This thread is Archived ------
best4ubabe: You would have missed romance on floor five baby! Do you fear love?
I don't fear anything. Contrary to the tripe out there, love does not make the world go round. Its just not logical.
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todger: thanks hun and to the quote below the gentleman just put you in a catagory ? go figure ... yes we ARE ALL individuals I agree and that was my point
sorry above and thank you Felixis99
of course we are all individuals------ This thread is Archived ------
I'll go with floors 1 through 5.I'm not that hard to please.
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There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE and you cannot go back down except to exit the building!!
A female friend went to this Husband Store to find one
On each floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
Sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!