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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have
a lot of money between them, they could only raise the
staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out
with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any
money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow
me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints
of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how
much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any
money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have
a plan. Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll
stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your
knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more
drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't
think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees
are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't
even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'