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Health and safety executive - materials assessment.
'WOMEN'
A chemical analysis
Element; Women
Chemical symbol; WO
Discovered by; Adam
Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 Kg, but may vary from 40 Kg to 200 Kg.:
Physical properties
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at varying temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical priorities
1. Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
Common uses
1. Mainly ornamental.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimens turn pink when found in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, although several
can be maintained in different locations as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other.
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