ASSESSING WOMEN ( Archived) (15)

Feb 9, 2010 9:38 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Control Of Substances Hazardous to Health.

Health and safety executive - materials assessment.

'WOMEN'
A chemical analysis
Element; Women
Chemical symbol; WO
Discovered by; Adam
Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 Kg, but may vary from 40 Kg to 200 Kg.:
Physical properties
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at varying temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical priorities
1. Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common uses
1. Mainly ornamental.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimens turn pink when found in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, although several
can be maintained in different locations as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other.
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devil devil devil
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Feb 9, 2010 11:18 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
DoznEggs
DoznEggsDoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA17 Threads 933 Posts
patmac: Control Of Substances Hazardous to Health.

Health and safety executive - materials assessment.

'WOMEN'
A chemical analysis
Element; Women
Chemical symbol; WO
Discovered by; Adam
Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 Kg, but may vary from 40 Kg to 200 Kg.:
Physical properties
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at varying temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical priorities
1. Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common uses
1. Mainly ornamental.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimens turn pink when found in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, although several
can be maintained in different locations as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other.
__________
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Feb 9, 2010 11:19 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
DoznEggs
DoznEggsDoznEggsAny town, New Jersey USA17 Threads 933 Posts
If we're so bad, why do you want one?

dunno
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Feb 9, 2010 11:22 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
u2Kitty
u2Kittyu2KittyClose to the ocean, South Denmark Denmark23 Threads 974 Posts
DoznEggs: If we're so bad, why do you want one?


Well - no wonder the guy is single
I don`t see what he would get out of this threadsleep

I bet there is a similar description of men from the site its copy/pasted from..

Boring indeed.........
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Feb 9, 2010 11:24 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
u2Kitty: Well - no wonder the guy is single
I don`t see what he would get out of this thread

I bet there is a similar description of men from the site its copy/pasted from..

Boring indeed.........


Ladies...look where it is posted...JOKES & HUMOUR...treat it so.
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Feb 9, 2010 11:24 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
DoznEggs: If we're so bad, why do you want one?

Because you are all intoxicating ! grin
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Feb 9, 2010 11:27 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
campoqueen
campoqueencampoqueenmalaga, Andalusia Spain4 Threads 1 Polls 481 Posts
Well I found it funny.blushing
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Feb 9, 2010 11:30 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
u2Kitty
u2Kittyu2KittyClose to the ocean, South Denmark Denmark23 Threads 974 Posts
Steve5721: Ladies...look where it is posted...JOKES & HUMOUR...treat it so.


YaY That explains a lot idea

Thanks Stevehandshake

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

(Great to have an emoticon to fill in...)
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Feb 9, 2010 11:37 AM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
paulitoleonaidas
paulitoleonaidaspaulitoleonaidaswaterford/tipperary, Tipperary Ireland4 Threads 37 Posts
patmac: Control Of Substances Hazardous to Health.

Health and safety executive - materials assessment.

'WOMEN'
A chemical analysis
Element; Women
Chemical symbol; WO
Discovered by; Adam
Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 Kg, but may vary from 40 Kg to 200 Kg.:
Physical properties
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at varying temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical priorities
1. Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common uses
1. Mainly ornamental.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimens turn pink when found in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, although several
can be maintained in different locations as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other.
__________

great thread you made me laugh! :)
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Feb 9, 2010 12:26 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
Englishman55: Because you are all intoxicating !



Jolly good answer... you guys cant live with us and ya cant live with out us cheering heart wings javascript:emot('rose');
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Feb 9, 2010 12:32 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
Steve5721: Ladies...look where it is posted...JOKES & HUMOUR...treat it so.



Good on you Steve thumbs up Good evening to you Sir hug wave
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Feb 9, 2010 1:10 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
In response to: Control Of Substances Hazardous to Health.

Health and safety executive - materials assessment.

'WOMEN'
A chemical analysis
Element; Women
Chemical symbol; WO
Discovered by; Adam
Atomic mass: accepted as 53.6 Kg, but may vary from 40 Kg to 200 Kg.:
Physical properties
1. Surfaces usually covered with painted film.
2. Boils at varying temperatures, freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
Chemical priorities
1. Has great affinity with gold, silver, platinum and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no reason.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common uses
1. Mainly ornamental.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
3. Very effective cleaning agent.
Tests
1. Pure specimens turn pink when found in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
Potential hazards
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one example of the substance, although several
can be maintained in different locations as long as the specimens do not come
into contact with each other.
__________




rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Feb 9, 2010 1:14 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
sindhiboy
sindhiboysindhiboyBeautiful area of rural sindh, Sindh Pakistan49 Threads 4 Polls 889 Posts
todger: Good on you Steve Good evening to you Sir
giggle giggle rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 9, 2010 1:43 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
todger: Good on you Steve Good evening to you Sir
POST IT under humour and some take it serious, HI Todger and Steve. Glad I got that the right way roundwave
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Feb 9, 2010 1:49 PM CST ASSESSING WOMEN
todger
todgertodgerSveti Vlas Bourgas Region, Burgas Bulgaria14 Threads 2,054 Posts
patmac: POST IT under humour and some take it serious, HI Todger and Steve. Glad I got that the right way round


laugh Pat ! darling if it makes it easier for you just call me by my name thumbs up kiss Oh and again Great post applause
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