JUST A GIGLE ( Archived) (21)

Feb 20, 2010 3:54 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
OneKitty
OneKittyOneKittyLa Grande, Oregon USA56 Threads 4 Polls 1,351 Posts
doh
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Feb 20, 2010 4:00 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
elsson
elssonelssonLondon, Greater London, England UK24 Threads 1,864 Posts
Very funny but you watch I bet someone will take offence but nonethelessrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 20, 2010 4:07 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
elsson: Very funny but you watch I bet someone will take offence but nonetheless
ALL in fun grin
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Feb 20, 2010 4:26 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
LadyPhoenix1965
LadyPhoenix1965LadyPhoenix1965Chesterland, Ohio USA17 Threads 1,047 Posts
patmac: PARENTSJohn Fitzpatrick

and Partick Fitzjohn


Your two dads, huh? That explains a lot. kiss
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Feb 20, 2010 5:00 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
LadyPhoenix1965: Your two dads, huh? That explains a lot.
Wonder how good the kid would be with 2 mumscool grin wave
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Feb 20, 2010 5:05 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
LadyPhoenix1965
LadyPhoenix1965LadyPhoenix1965Chesterland, Ohio USA17 Threads 1,047 Posts
patmac: Wonder how good the kid would be with 2 mums


Not really adventurous enough to find out.... wow
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Feb 20, 2010 5:08 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
LadyPhoenix1965: Not really adventurous enough to find out....
MMMMMMM Shameblushing innocent wink grin
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Feb 20, 2010 5:12 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
rockrabbit
rockrabbitrockrabbitGibraltar, Gibraltar45 Threads 4 Polls 611 Posts
beer Cheer's had a good gigglelaugh








Wazdancing
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Feb 20, 2010 5:31 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 Posts
Three men are out on a hike and they come to this massive river with a wicked current.

They sit trying to figure out a way to cross. Finally the first man drops to his knees, clasps his hands together and starts to pray...

"Lord give me the strength to cross this river"

Poof...he suddenly has massive strong arms and legs, he leaps into the river and starts to swim...after 2 hours and nearly drowning twice he reaches the other side.

The 2nd man kneels down and prays..."Lord give me the strength and tools to cross the river"

POOF he suddenly has massive strong arms and legs and a rowboat has appeared at the shore

He leaps into the boat, rows like mad and after an hour and nearly tipping...he reaches the other side of the river.

The 3rd man then drops to his knees and prays... "Lord give me the strength, tools and intelligence to cross the river...

Poof... He turned into a woman, opened the map and walked 100 meters up river and crossed the bridge...grin
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Feb 20, 2010 6:38 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
jbibiza: Three men are out on a hike and they come to this massive river with a wicked current.

They sit trying to figure out a way to cross. Finally the first man drops to his knees, clasps his hands together and starts to pray...

"Lord give me the strength to cross this river"

Poof...he suddenly has massive strong arms and legs, he leaps into the river and starts to swim...after 2 hours and nearly drowning twice he reaches the other side.

The 2nd man kneels down and prays..."Lord give me the strength and tools to cross the river"

POOF he suddenly has massive strong arms and legs and a rowboat has appeared at the shore

He leaps into the boat, rows like mad and after an hour and nearly tipping...he reaches the other side of the river.

The 3rd man then drops to his knees and prays... "Lord give me the strength, tools and intelligence to cross the river...

Poof... He turned into a woman, opened the map and walked 100 meters up river and crossed the bridge...
And when she crossed the bridge the first two guys had taken the car and drve back home to civilisation........grin

Your turngrin wine wine
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Feb 20, 2010 6:49 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
rockrabbit
rockrabbitrockrabbitGibraltar, Gibraltar45 Threads 4 Polls 611 Posts
Poof... He turned into a woman, opened the map and walked 100 meters up river and crossed the bridge...to find she had been having a blonde moment , not realising the map was upside down, walked off a cliff. laugh


The two men however !!!! did try and saved herpeace




Waz dancing
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Feb 20, 2010 9:17 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
patmac: Wonder how good the kid would be with 2 mums


Just Perfect.grin
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Feb 20, 2010 9:18 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
PS. nice pic Pat.lips
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Feb 20, 2010 9:21 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
patmac:
Years ago it was suggested ' that an apple a day kept the doctor away ' But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that bacon works a fu***g treat!

The local mosque are having a fire tonight but keep it a surprise.........they don't know about it yet!


The whole post was hillarious (not to keen on the Haiti one though)...but these two above are my favourites!!
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Feb 20, 2010 9:28 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing hmmm doh
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Feb 20, 2010 9:44 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
autumnstarlight
autumnstarlightautumnstarlightunknown, Antrim Ireland9 Threads 1,472 Posts
Paddy and his two friends, Bobby and Sean, are talking at a bar.
Bobby says: “I think my wife is having it on with the electrician.”
“What makes you think that?” asks Paddy.
“Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
Sean then says: “Same with me! I think my wife is having it on with the plumber.”
“The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn’t mine.”
“That’s all three of us then,” says Paddy: “I think my wife is having it on with a horse.”
Bobby and Sean look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
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Feb 20, 2010 9:46 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
autumnstarlight: .
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”


laugh laugh
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Feb 20, 2010 9:51 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Steve5721: True story....squaddie in hospital after that war....lost both legs. His mate came to him, choclates and all that crap and later on asked him if he could have his best boots as he wouldn't be needing them anymore!

Good old squaddie humour!!
Just abloody shame its still happening, thumbs up cheers
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Feb 20, 2010 9:55 PM CST JUST A GIGLE
autumnstarlight
autumnstarlightautumnstarlightunknown, Antrim Ireland9 Threads 1,472 Posts
A plumber dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.

Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter himself runs over, apologizes for not greeting him personally at the Pearly Gates, shakes his hand, and says, "Congratulations son, we've been waiting a long time for you."

"Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the plumber sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 commandments, but congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was alive. Is it because I'm a plumber?"

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty.

"We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!"

The plumber is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his mouth wide open. When he regains his power of speech, he looks up at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I lived my life in the eternal hope that when I died I would be judged by God and be found to be worthy, but I only lived to be forty."

"That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter, "We've added up your time sheets."


laugh
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Feb 21, 2010 6:41 AM CST JUST A GIGLE
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
A Cracker so true but a crackerthumbs up grin cheers
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