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Mar 1, 2010 3:09 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Mar 1, 2010 3:12 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
xxfrecklesxx
xxfrecklesxxxxfrecklesxxBanyeres de Mariola, Valencia Spain23 Threads 1 Polls 1,568 Posts
Steve5721: "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."



Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Mar 1, 2010 3:13 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....


Oh EFF off and get laid blondie rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 1, 2010 3:13 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
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Mar 1, 2010 3:15 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
xxfrecklesxx: Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....



I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke






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Mar 1, 2010 3:17 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
redkayak
redkayakredkayakStuart, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke


Excuse me.......Where are you reading this at? Ahhh Ya...Defense rests it's case.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing drinking
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Mar 1, 2010 3:17 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
patmac
patmacpatmacglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK730 Threads 6 Polls 9,662 Posts
Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke
The are safe, Roast **** for dinnergrin cheers
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Mar 1, 2010 3:18 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
redkayak: Excuse me.......Where are you reading this at? Ahhh Ya...Defense rests it's case....





What you mean this isnt a married couples retreat?




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Mar 1, 2010 3:19 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke


Oh STFU and get thee into the kitchen where you belong...and FFS cover your body up in black.
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Mar 1, 2010 3:21 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
Steve5721: Oh STFU and get thee into the kitchen where you belong...and FFS cover your body up in black.





Will chocolate sauce do?

devil
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Mar 1, 2010 3:22 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Kalimera: Will chocolate sauce do?


Pig fat works just as well for me ....dripping lol
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Mar 1, 2010 3:23 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
redkayak
redkayakredkayakStuart, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Kalimera: What you mean this isnt a married couples retreat?


Og course dear....Now drop your car keys in the hat.....rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 1, 2010 3:24 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
redkayak: Og course dear....Now drop your car keys in the hat.....



Again, did that the last 5 nights in a row, how am I supposed to get all the ironing done?




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Mar 1, 2010 3:26 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
redkayak
redkayakredkayakStuart, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Kalimera: Again, did that the last 5 nights in a row, how am I supposed to get all the ironing done?


I don't need my underwear ironed....Now do as you're told and get in the kitchen.......drinking
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Mar 1, 2010 3:27 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Steve5721
Steve5721Steve5721La Zenia, Murcia Spain72 Threads 2 Polls 4,564 Posts
Talking of Married couples:


A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."
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Mar 1, 2010 3:28 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
redkayak: I don't need my underwear ironed....Now do as you're told and get in the kitchen.......




Just as soon as you unchain me from the bed darling


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Mar 1, 2010 3:29 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
Kalimera
KalimeraKalimeraDublin, Ireland6 Threads 1,708 Posts
Steve5721: Talking of Married couples:A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

reminds me of a guy I know who calls all the women he dates babe so he doesnt have to remember their names.
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Mar 1, 2010 3:32 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
deroderidder
deroderidderderoderidderzwijndrecht, Antwerpen Belgium7 Threads 303 Posts
an old one...
one night in the woods,there is a rabbit running into a snake.who is there shouts the rabbit.I am not going to tell, if you're my predator, i'll be dinner in a minute.OK sais the rabbit, not much to do in woods at night, you wanna play a game?
So lets feel each other and guess the identity.So the snake starts...
a little tail, big feet, fluffy skin, big ears, so you must be a rabbit.
now it's the turn of the rabbit...
weird feeling skin, no eyebrows, no ears,...
you must be Nikki Laudalaugh
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Mar 1, 2010 3:56 PM CST NOT about allaha lol
redkayak
redkayakredkayakStuart, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 512 Posts
Kalimera: lolHave you ever heard the expression "wearing your knackers for earrings"


We outlawed the word "Knackers" in this country.....Now dammit, get me that beer.....very mad rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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