NOT about allaha lol (19)
Steve5721: "Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....
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xxfrecklesxx: Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....
Oh EFF off and get laid blondie
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xxfrecklesxx: Tut tut.... I take offence... thats having a go at women, and you know we are the best....
I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke
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Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke
Excuse me.......Where are you reading this at? Ahhh Ya...Defense rests it's case....
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Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke
The are safe, Roast **** for dinner
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redkayak: Excuse me.......Where are you reading this at? Ahhh Ya...Defense rests it's case....
What you mean this isnt a married couples retreat?
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Kalimera: I agree, what has this place come to when the holy sacremant of marriage has become the subject of a joke
Oh STFU and get thee into the kitchen where you belong...and FFS cover your body up in black.
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Steve5721: Oh STFU and get thee into the kitchen where you belong...and FFS cover your body up in black.
Will chocolate sauce do?
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Kalimera: Will chocolate sauce do?
Pig fat works just as well for me ....dripping lol
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redkayak: Og course dear....Now drop your car keys in the hat.....
Again, did that the last 5 nights in a row, how am I supposed to get all the ironing done?
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Talking of Married couples:
A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."
A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."
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redkayak: I don't need my underwear ironed....Now do as you're told and get in the kitchen.......
Just as soon as you unchain me from the bed darling
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Steve5721: Talking of Married couples:A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost
70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten
years ago."
reminds me of a guy I know who calls all the women he dates babe so he doesnt have to remember their names.
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an old one...
one night in the woods,there is a rabbit running into a snake.who is there shouts the rabbit.I am not going to tell, if you're my predator, i'll be dinner in a minute.OK sais the rabbit, not much to do in woods at night, you wanna play a game?
So lets feel each other and guess the identity.So the snake starts...
a little tail, big feet, fluffy skin, big ears, so you must be a rabbit.
now it's the turn of the rabbit...
weird feeling skin, no eyebrows, no ears,...
you must be Nikki Lauda
one night in the woods,there is a rabbit running into a snake.who is there shouts the rabbit.I am not going to tell, if you're my predator, i'll be dinner in a minute.OK sais the rabbit, not much to do in woods at night, you wanna play a game?
So lets feel each other and guess the identity.So the snake starts...
a little tail, big feet, fluffy skin, big ears, so you must be a rabbit.
now it's the turn of the rabbit...
weird feeling skin, no eyebrows, no ears,...
you must be Nikki Lauda
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"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."