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jbibizaCasinos, Valencia Spain94 Threads 4 Polls 4,914 PostsWhat will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
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There's a santa?
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
you shouldnt have ate so many pies...its march now....
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
A lot of people dont believe in Santa, but as no one
can proove or disprove his existance he could be
coming to a chimney near you!!!
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
I hope you get stuck fatso, you've stopped that terrible draught I was getting.
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
Welcome back! I've been waiting for you since 56 years.
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
Should have used the door Santa..... I have just lit the fire !
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Sorry guys... I just couldn't resist... and I love this little emot, a little like Santa meets Michael Flatly...
...and Gra, I have seen Santa
and I love this little emot, a little like Santa meets Michael Flatly... ...and Gra, I have seen Santa
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
Whoa, you just threw me off with this one jbibiza hahaha.
Well, I guess I'd ask him how his deliveries are going.
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WITH his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity, speeding and drink-driving, and damaging millions of lives.
The childhood legend should be used to promote a healthy lifestyle, the study, published in the British Medical Journal, found.
It suggested Santa slim down by ditching the cookies, mince pies and milk, and instead snacking on his reindeers' carrots and celery sticks. Santa also should trade in the sleigh for a bike or throw his sack over his shoulder and hit the global road on foot.
And the brandy should definitely be banished, because of its pound-piling potential.
It could also put Santa at risk of drink-driving, given that he visits billions of houses and takes a tipple at each.
His reckless behaviour could also encourage extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping - not to mention speeding.
At the very least he should buckle up or don a helmet, the study says.
Santa also has the potential to spread infectious diseases, the review warns. If he sneezes or coughs around 10 times a day, all the children who sit on his lap may end up with swine flu.
Dr Grills denied he was a "public health scrooge".
"I wouldn't go as far as saying that Santa causes obesity - it's more about raising wider issues around advertising and public health," he said.
"Christmas is about a loving and giving. I would like to see us reclaim that part of Santa, not seeing him used as a pawn in a marketing campaign."
Given Santa's popularity Dr Grills argues that "Santa only needs to affect health by 0.1 per cent to damage millions of lives".
Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa Claus promotes obesity, speeding, drink-driving
• From: Herald Sun - December 18, 2009
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity, speeding and drink-driving, and damaging millions of lives.
The childhood legend should be used to promote a healthy lifestyle, the study, published in the British Medical Journal, found.
It suggested Santa slim down by ditching the cookies, mince pies and milk, and instead snacking on his reindeers' carrots and celery sticks. Santa also should trade in the sleigh for a bike or throw his sack over his shoulder and hit the global road on foot.
And the brandy should definitely be banished, because of its pound-piling potential.
It could also put Santa at risk of drink-driving, given that he visits billions of houses and takes a tipple at each.
His reckless behaviour could also encourage extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping - not to mention speeding.
At the very least he should buckle up or don a helmet, the study says.
Santa also has the potential to spread infectious diseases, the review warns. If he sneezes or coughs around 10 times a day, all the children who sit on his lap may end up with swine flu.
Dr Grills denied he was a "public health scrooge".
"I wouldn't go as far as saying that Santa causes obesity - it's more about raising wider issues around advertising and public health," he said.
"Christmas is about a loving and giving. I would like to see us reclaim that part of Santa, not seeing him used as a pawn in a marketing campaign."
Given Santa's popularity Dr Grills argues that "Santa only needs to affect health by 0.1 per cent to damage millions of lives".
Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa Claus promotes obesity, speeding, drink-driving
• From: Herald Sun - December 18, 2009
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gabrielle95: WITH his portly belly and a fondness for a brandy-fuelled spin on the sleigh, Santa Claus is hardly the picture of health or safety.
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity, speeding and drink-driving, and damaging millions of lives.
The childhood legend should be used to promote a healthy lifestyle, the study, published in the British Medical Journal, found.
It suggested Santa slim down by ditching the cookies, mince pies and milk, and instead snacking on his reindeers' carrots and celery sticks. Santa also should trade in the sleigh for a bike or throw his sack over his shoulder and hit the global road on foot.
And the brandy should definitely be banished, because of its pound-piling potential.
It could also put Santa at risk of drink-driving, given that he visits billions of houses and takes a tipple at each.
His reckless behaviour could also encourage extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping - not to mention speeding.
At the very least he should buckle up or don a helmet, the study says.
Santa also has the potential to spread infectious diseases, the review warns. If he sneezes or coughs around 10 times a day, all the children who sit on his lap may end up with swine flu.
Dr Grills denied he was a "public health scrooge".
"I wouldn't go as far as saying that Santa causes obesity - it's more about raising wider issues around advertising and public health," he said.
"Christmas is about a loving and giving. I would like to see us reclaim that part of Santa, not seeing him used as a pawn in a marketing campaign."
Given Santa's popularity Dr Grills argues that "Santa only needs to affect health by 0.1 per cent to damage millions of lives".
Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa Claus promotes obesity, speeding, drink-driving
• From: Herald Sun - December 18, 2009
Now his wild ways are catching up with him, with calls for a radical overhaul of his bad boy image. A study by Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills found Santa could be promoting obesity, speeding and drink-driving, and damaging millions of lives.
The childhood legend should be used to promote a healthy lifestyle, the study, published in the British Medical Journal, found.
It suggested Santa slim down by ditching the cookies, mince pies and milk, and instead snacking on his reindeers' carrots and celery sticks. Santa also should trade in the sleigh for a bike or throw his sack over his shoulder and hit the global road on foot.
And the brandy should definitely be banished, because of its pound-piling potential.
It could also put Santa at risk of drink-driving, given that he visits billions of houses and takes a tipple at each.
His reckless behaviour could also encourage extreme sports such as roof surfing and chimney jumping - not to mention speeding.
At the very least he should buckle up or don a helmet, the study says.
Santa also has the potential to spread infectious diseases, the review warns. If he sneezes or coughs around 10 times a day, all the children who sit on his lap may end up with swine flu.
Dr Grills denied he was a "public health scrooge".
"I wouldn't go as far as saying that Santa causes obesity - it's more about raising wider issues around advertising and public health," he said.
"Christmas is about a loving and giving. I would like to see us reclaim that part of Santa, not seeing him used as a pawn in a marketing campaign."
Given Santa's popularity Dr Grills argues that "Santa only needs to affect health by 0.1 per cent to damage millions of lives".
Monash University public health expert Dr Nathan Grills says Santa Claus promotes obesity, speeding, drink-driving
• From: Herald Sun - December 18, 2009
Well yes, but theyd better not stop the reindeer eating the mushrooms or theyll never get the show on the road
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jbibiza: What will you say to Santa when you find him creeping down your chimney?
"I don't care what your name is fat man, get them damn reindeer off my roof!"
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Some brilliant answers...and pleeeease tell me that newspaper article was tongue in cheek!!!------ This thread is Archived ------
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